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In 2024 I will be 37 and it will be the first time I can legally run for President of the United States. Today marks the beginning of a 12 year campaign. Can I count on you to vote for me?
If you want to be my VP or a member of my cabinet I am accepting bribes at this time.
I am the spoon.
Do you accept +rep as bribery?
Let's move forward to the Constitution.. I am the new GOP. I stand with Rand.
Bribery, oh my yes.
Well let's see now, Goldman Sachs donates what for presidential candidates... about a million or so, going by what Obama got?
Annnnd..... they got what, a uh, ~12.9 billion bailout? Somewhere in there?
So seeing how that's the ballpark around the going rate, I tell you what JFK. Got a deal for you.
I'll give you eh, 50 bucks right? Then I'll go under. Then you bail me out for... IDK, about $645000.
We got a deal?
Are you a natural born citizen? Have you been a resident of the US for 14 years?
I need to know your stance on the issues also....and I am not marking the ballot if I see a JFK in it....has to be your real name
Also it'll be too late for you to run...the economic collapse should have arrived by 2024.
Last edited by qh4dotcom; 06-01-2012 at 06:49 AM.
I doOriginally Posted by V3n
I am the spoon.
Sure. I'll write you a personal check.
I am the spoon.
I need to speak to my publicist before answering the bolded question. What if i legally change my name to John F Kennedy III?
I will legalize marijuana and prostitution...maybe even make them mandatory.
As you said the collapse will have happened so no need to worry about me messing around in other countries
business because I won't be able to afford to.
I plan on naming Danke to run the World FEMA Camp. Which used to be known as Canada until the Brick Hoose Incident in 2017.
I am the spoon.
I am going to pm you and I'll need you to send me your address so I can start slipping you $20 checks every month. By then, I will expect a cabinet position and the number will be in the thousands and we'll have us a good ol' fashioned bribery case.
Welcome to the R3VOLUTION!
12x12= 144 months
144x 20= $2,880
Based on my deal with Victor Grey, I'm going to owe you a couple million $$$
I am the spoon.
Can I be your Monica Lewinsky?
"It's probably the biggest hoax since Big Foot!" - Mitt Romney 1-16-2012 SC Debate
I wish to be made Czar of Cake.
Are you going to let them eat it?
"It's probably the biggest hoax since Big Foot!" - Mitt Romney 1-16-2012 SC Debate
As soon as you pull out your teeth and grow boobs on your back.
I am the spoon.
Done.
I am the spoon.
Haha, my friend. The cake is a lie.
I want to be Czar of CounterCulture CounterSpin Diffusion Division and handle the press corpse. I expect full access to all intel from the Irrational Insecurity Agency.
Rev9
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Where do you stand on Alien Disclosure?
"It's probably the biggest hoax since Big Foot!" - Mitt Romney 1-16-2012 SC Debate
Screw that. I want to know if he'll release any and all documents relating to gnomes.
I am torn NO. 3 , due to economic indicators , the job I wish for will probably have to be dropped before 2024 . Asian Carp Czar . Also , I can only work to 2027 , after that , I am permanently retiring .
Last edited by oyarde; 06-01-2012 at 10:24 AM.
Damn. That is why I want now. Now we have to have a proxy fight and blackmail each other.i want to be JFK3's ambassador to Russia.
Rev9
Drain the swamp - BIG DOG
http://mindreleaselabs.com/
Seeking work on Apps, Games, Art based projects
if you don't mind me being a 70something veep or cabinet member, coooool!
I'd step aside from trying for it direct and go into advice and consent mode!
I've already got your parking space reserved and a man is painting your full title on your office door (and ice cream truck) as we speak.
I am the spoon.
I believe in full transparency on the subjet of extraterrestrial aliens. Any confirmed alien sightings will be played on all stations in loop for 3 hours each time an event happens.
I am the spoon.
Yer gonna be too old by the time the JFK3 regime begins anyway.We'll get dachas in the countryside and have drinks and party on the weekends.
No comment. There's no such thing as gnomes.
I am the spoon.
Why 2027?
I am the spoon.
You and eduardo will be my foreign triple agent super spiesi want to be JFK3's ambassador to Russia.
I am the spoon.
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