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    What if the Moon attacks?

    That's all I've got.
    I am the spoon.



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    I'm more worried about Mars.



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    Moon zombies, we're screwed.................

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    Don't forget the BlackOps Nazi Moon Zombie


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    Worse than that... what if green apples start tasting like red apples and the unicorns return from Venus?

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    Seriously , if anything , that size , or even much smaller strikes the earth , people are dead , even if you survived initial , once the sun is blocked out from debris , that is it.

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    I'm out back on balcony having a look ... reminds me yrs ago going to drive in and watching first 10 minutes of attack of the killer tomatoes ... soooo bad lol
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    No worries No. 3 , the Luna , will not attack tonight , I have spoken to it and forbid such activity , until at least Mon afternoon. Sweet Dreams.



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    Well, IF the Moon attacks we are F-ed!

    But isn't the moon slowly going away from the Earth ??
    I'd be more afraid of those cracks in the crust if I were you .

    But maybe if you actually live there (Cali), the moon seems like a bigger risk, well anyways, Good luck!!!

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    Full Moon, Empty Head.

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    Considering the moon is attacking, it is indeed a harsh mistress.
    I am the spoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamC View Post
    Full Moon, Empty Head.

    Run Forest RUN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by John F Kennedy III View Post
    That's all I've got.
    i heard they're developing photon torpedoes, and have been threatening our little buddy Israel.

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    Bad solution: We should annihilate the moon, vaporize it and let the debris rain down upon our heads. We can manage to cycle the tides on our own with a central bureau. We can regulate hormones in man and animals via mass zeppelins floating at night with varying degrees of luminosity. We can send up an asteroid deflection device to take the place the Moon serves in this capacity. See all these jobs we're creating by destroying the Moon!? We should have done this thousands of years ago!

    Good solution: Talk to the Moon and see what it wants. Make it clear to this strange actor that we respect the rights of actors to own their own corporal being and the property they own (there is an objective criterion for property: that which you have changed and control). We should be willing to trade those things we legitimately own for things that the Moon legitimately owns. We should also make it clear that we are not above using force to defend our property.
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    What if the Sun attacks?
    "It's probably the biggest hoax since Big Foot!" - Mitt Romney 1-16-2012 SC Debate



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    Quote Originally Posted by tfurrh View Post
    What if the Sun attacks?
    , then , once again we are doomed .

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    Quote Originally Posted by tfurrh View Post
    What if the Sun attacks?
    We break out the expensive champagne and cigars and enjoy the show.
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    Attack by the Moon inhabitants was the center of the plot in Iron Sky:



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    If the Moon hit the Earth we would all be dead almost instantly I'm guessing. This is quite a threat. I think we need government to protect us. Maybe preemptively attack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timosman View Post
    Attack by the Moon inhabitants was the center of the plot in Iron Sky:


    I still haven't seen that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roxi View Post
    Worse than that... what if green apples start tasting like red apples and the unicorns return from Venus?
    Green apples are better. Red apples make good cider & beer.
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