To infuse efficiency, let us place the helmet of General Solomon on the heads of Messrs. Romney, Gingrich and Obama. There—now they are—Generals of honor all—with the Wisdom of Solomon.
General Solomon is wise man who recognizes the threats of our enemies and he assures me, that he will protect me. He articulates an understanding of strategies and tactics with the confidence and gravitas, of a soldier of enormous experience and decoration.
I am enamored of his words—so I am moved to learn more, about his heroic actions of before and all about his battlefield lore.
So, I learned—and—I was—disappointed; for although Solomon is geared up and disposed to do battle—I see that when it was Solomon's turn to step onto the battlefield—he stepped aside.
Nevertheless, General Solomon insists that his knowledge of the ways of the world and Biblical prophecies, are the preeminent capacities, for thwarting modern day calamities.
General Solomon has his battlefield eyes zoomed—for Iranian Boogiemen are on the move.
Just to be sure, I look under my bed to see—but the only thing under there—is irrationality.
Thus, I am affected to conclude, that Solomon is an impostor, and the authentic candidate on the gop roster, is an evolved and principled man of Reason—observably, the only rational choice this election season.
The moral of story: Do not swat a hornet’s nest, and then endeavor to introduce hornets, to the ideas of Mr. Jefferson.
T Kosciuszko
Upon noticing an open barn door, I do not give much consideration to the possibility of being able to catch up with Secretariat. My first consideration is closing the door, so no more.


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