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    Default Man fined $525 for hunting bigfoot without a permit...

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    You need a permit to hunt Bigfoot? And fined for "doing business on federal land"? What makes federal land so fucking special? Im sure he brings in a LOT of business too! MMmmmhmmmm, yes sir'ree Bob! Well, I suppse this is "Happey End" considering he didnt get Shot for hunting a Creature (albeit probably fictional) that is almost certainly Endangered!
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    LOL @Title "$525 for hunting bigfoot without a permit..."

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    Misleading title is misleading. although, I have often wondered if you would get in trouble if you did shoot a Bigfoot.
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    This is total BS , they fine you for failure to obtain a permit that they will not issue ,...

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    Is tfurrh ok?
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    Funny.

    I suppose some people think you need a permit to revolt as well.

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    BAYABAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Matt Pruitt was leading a group expedition for The Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization...The organization typically charges as much as $500 to go along on searches for the mythical creature in various locations across North America...“He was given money by people to lead them on an expedition”

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    I will issue a permit to look for bigfoot for $99 (spring special )

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamianTV View Post
    And fined for "doing business on federal land"? What makes federal land so fucking special?
    How about we start passing out fines for all the vote-selling that goes on in the District?
    There are no crimes against people.
    There are only crimes against the state.
    And the state will never, ever choose to hold accountable its agents, because a thing can not commit a crime against itself.

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    This fine is of the worst sort , they are giving an excessive penalty for a permit they will not issue , kind of like weed and machine guns ... and everyone should have bigfoot, weed and a machine gun if they choose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fisharmor View Post
    How about we start passing out fines for all the vote-selling that goes on in the District?
    Or even prison terms. I cannot give enough rep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    This fine is of the worst sort , they are giving an excessive penalty for a permit they will not issue , kind of like weed and machine guns ... and everyone should have bigfoot, weed and a machine gun if they choose.
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    Bigfoot and Liberty !

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    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    Bigfoot and Liberty !
    That's all I've ever wanted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tfurrh View Post
    That's all I've ever wanted.
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    If Bigfoot exists , would it not just be some surviving form of Giganta Pithicus ?

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    Besides the Indian stories , there is the Bauman incident , maybe 1892 ? included by Roosevelt in one of his books if I recall . If I was a bigfoot , I would leave Arkansas....

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    How many people are aware of these tyrant fines where they fine you for lack of permit , when they would not issue such permit ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    How many people are aware of these tyrant fines where they fine you for lack of permit , when they would not issue such permit ?
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    Big Foot is actually just some hairy dude living off of the grid and away from the tendrils of government.

    And I'm jealous as hell of him.
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    This week only ( through Thurs afternoon , only ) Looking for Bigfoot permits issued to Oyardes properties for only $99 ( payable , in silver after Tue evening , WORTHLESS Federal Reserve notes accepted through lunch on Tue. ) , conditions apply , you can Never tell anyone , if you see one . Oyarde will provide some knocking ( a couple , only , for best results ) and a Bigfoot vocalization or two ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikender View Post
    Big Foot is actually just some hairy dude living off of the grid and away from the tendrils of government.

    And I'm jealous as hell of him.
    Obviously , you did not check out the Bauman incident from the 1890's .......... check it out ....

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    Where exactly do you go to get a bigfoot hunting permit?

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    Private land ? you seek me ... Public lands ? I dunno , I suggest you pay me $ 25 for a cover story of hiking or bird watching .

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    I am selling permits to revolt, for a limited time they are free!

    Feel free to revolt now before this limited offer is over.

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