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    Default [Mod: Joke] Ron Paul Changes Positions & Aqua Buddha Returns

    http://youtu.be/o0mGDcybDL4?t=1h15m39s

    Ron Paul has switched his support to Aquafina water.


    This is a huge change from his previous support of Fiji water:


    This is obviously because he worships Aqua Buddha like his son Rand. Aquafina = Fine Aqua = Fine with Aqua Buddha.



    Source: http://youtu.be/hRoqapNhDos
    Ron Paul's heart is made out of gold. This greatly upsets the Federal Reserve.



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    I'm not sure how I feel about this. Will meditate on it.
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    okay...
    The Swedish Forum of Freedom of Speechs thread about Ron Paul!

    https://www.flashback.org/t491683

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    Good to know...
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    That son of a bitch. How can I possibly vote for such a blatant flip-flopper like this? He switched his position on water, WHAT'S NEXT? Pretty soon he'll buy an android phone. I can't take it. I just can't take it!!!!
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    Did he go from sleeping on the left side of the bed to the right too? Merry Christmas.

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    Whats with this sorry Politicians? One day they are drinking Fiji the next Aquafina!
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    Guys, as tempted as you are to "prank" the forums, please always remember that thread titles are tweeted to a broad audience and we don't want to give the wrong impression even if just in passing.

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    You simply had to bring us this sad news on Christmas. My holiday will never be the same.
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    Stop the Looting and Start Prosecuting! Gold plated Tungsten IS Money!
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    Oh dear. So much for "Consistency"!
    Just wait till the Fox crowd gets ahold of this.
    I mean, even Noot always maintained his loyalty to Thunderbird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malkusm View Post
    Guys, as tempted as you are to "prank" the forums, please always remember that thread titles are tweeted to a broad audience and we don't want to give the wrong impression even if just in passing.
    this is fine, folks will click this thread supporter or not and laugh or investigate ron paul. i think it is good more then bad. It would be different if we were linking to hit pieces but they are not!! relax the title will get folks clicking and when they do .It wakes folks up.


    this is more humor targeted to folks then a prank! For folks that don't like it. It was probably not for their demographic. This humor is needed after the newsletter bs and pretty much all the bs the gop establishment is trying.
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    He's trying to save our money! Fiji is expensive!

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    thank god this was marked by a mod in the title as satire.
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    This is a serious development. Let's hope CNN doesn't get wind of this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by speciallyblend View Post
    this is fine, folks will click this thread supporter or not and laugh or investigate ron paul. i think it is good more then bad. It would be different if we were linking to hit pieces but they are not!! relax the title will get folks clicking and when they do .It wakes folks up.


    this is more humor targeted to folks then a prank! For folks that don't like it. It was probably not for their demographic. This humor is needed after the newsletter bs and pretty much all the bs the gop establishment is trying.
    +rep Has no one seen the million page Fiji water thread? This is serious.

    Quote Originally Posted by squarepusher View Post
    thank god this was marked by a mod in the title as satire.
    This is serious business. Ron Paul switched his positions on drinking water (and he almost never switches positions!). C'mon people. I don't know if Fiji water supporters will be happy with this as well.
    Last edited by yaz; 12-25-2011 at 07:50 PM.
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    thread title is bullcrap . this is obviously not a joke .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew Zak View Post
    That son of a bitch. How can I possibly vote for such a blatant flip-flopper like this? He switched his position on water, WHAT'S NEXT? Pretty soon he'll buy an android phone. I can't take it. I just can't take it!!!!
    HEY! I resemble that remark! Don't make me send you TAP water to drink!

    /snicker


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    Quote Originally Posted by r3volution View Post
    thread title is bullcrap . this is obviously not a joke .
    Yes, I know. No one is taking this seriously.
    Ron Paul's heart is made out of gold. This greatly upsets the Federal Reserve.






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