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    Default New Iowa SHOCK POLL from Zaspoosen Reports!!!!!!!!

    A new Iowa SHOCK POLL from Zaspoosen Reports, as we all know an eminently respected polling firm, has Newt Gingrich pulling away with the Iowa caucuses!

    "His faith, character, and sense of goodness seem to be resonating with Iowa voters of all stripes," said fair and balanced commentator and polling expert Pott Zaspoosen, owner and founder of Zaspoosen Reports.

    Poll of 2,824LV MOE ±2.1% (It's SCIENCE dumbass! Don't question SCIENCE!)

    86% Gingrich
    10% Romney
    3% Cain
    .6% Santorum
    .3% Perry
    .1% Bachmann

    "No doubt, Rick Santorum is surging right now. He has way outperformed expectations, and could surprise with a respectable second place finish. That could jump start his campaign," said Zaspoosen.

    "While Cain and Romney are still in it, Newt Gingrich is really stealing the show in Iowa. Our polling has tested all the candidates, and there is nobody even close, there are just so few viable candidates and Newt is as viable as a two-trimester love child."

    Stay tuned in to Hannity tonight to see Pott Zaspoosen on the significance of this new poll!
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    Is this a joke or just horribly skewed polling? I don't even see RP

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