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Thread: Weird Al: "Party in the CIA" !!ROFL!!

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    Wink Weird Al: "Party in the CIA" !!ROFL!!



    i moved out to langely recently
    with a plain and simple dream;
    wanna infiltrate some third-world place
    and topple their regime.


    their men in black with their matching suitcases;
    where everything’s on a need-to-know basis;
    agents got that swagger;
    everyone so cloak and dagger.

    i’m feelin’ nervous but i’m really kinda wishing
    for another undercover mission

    that’s when the red alert came on the radio
    and i put my earpiece on!
    got my dark sunglasses on!
    and i had my weapon drawn!

    so i get my handcuffs,
    my cyanide pills,
    my classified dossier!

    tappin’ the phones like yeah, shreddin’ the files like yeah,
    and then i rised all the enemy spies i’ve got to neutralize today.
    Weird Al Yankovic Party In The CIA
    yeeeaaahhh, it’s a party in the cia!
    yeeeaaahhh, it’s a party in the cia!

    i’ve done a couple of crazy things that have almost got me dismissed,
    like terminate some head of state who wasn’t even on my list.


    burn that microfilm buddy, will you,
    i’d tell you why but then i’d have to kill you!

    you need a quickie confession?
    well, start a waterboarding session!

    no hurry on this south american dictator
    i’ll assassinate him later

    that’s when he walked right in my laser sights,
    and my silencer was on,
    and my silencer was on,
    and another target’s gone!

    yeah, we’ve got our backups all over the world, from kazakhstan to bombay;
    payin’ the bribes like yeah, pluggin’ the leaks like yeah;
    interrogating the scum of the earth, we’ll break them by the break of day!


    yeeeaaahhh, it’s a party in the cia!
    yeeeaaahhh, it’s a party in the cia!

    need a country to stabilize?
    look no further, we’re your guys!

    we’ve got snazzy suits and ties,
    and a better dental plan than the fbi!

    better put your hands up and get in the van,
    or else you’ll get blown away!
    stagin’ a coup like yeah,
    brainwashin’ moles like yeah,
    we only torture the folks we don’t like,
    you’re probably going to be ok!


    yeeeaaahhh, it’s a party in the cia!
    yeeeaaahhh, it’s a party in the cia!

    Here is the song being parodied:

    Last edited by dannno; 09-05-2011 at 09:31 PM.
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."



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    Craigslist is a funny song as well:

    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

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    bump.. just added the official video to the OP
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

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    I think we may have already had an "official" Weird Al thread, but based on the epicness of the OP's video, why not post a few more?

    My personal Weird Al favorite:


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    Guy's parents both died at the same time from carbon monoxide poisoning at the height of his career. - And he didn't skip a beat. Played a live concert hours after hearing the news. I doubt you could find anyone who believes in his work as much as he does.

    ... Alright - maybe Ron.

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    I still like this one better

    "They [the Soviets] intend...to induce the Americans to adopt their own 'restructuring' and convergence of the Soviet and American systems ... Convergence will be accompanied by blood baths and political re-education camps in Western Europe and the United States. The Soviet strategists are counting on an economic depression in the United States and intend to introduce their reformed model of socialism with a human face as an alternative to the American system during the depression."
    Anatoliy Golitsyn The Perestroika Deception 1990


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    election day bump



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    Watch the first couple of seasons of the animated cartoon American Dad, it's quite hilarious.
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