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Thread: [HOPPE] Hans Hermann Hoppe Facts (Conza nods)

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    Thumbs up [HOPPE] Hans Hermann Hoppe Facts (Conza nods)

    From a buddy of mine:

    http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=20908504390

    1) Hans Hermann Hoppe can see the invisible hand.

    2) There is only one risk that is random yet still un-insurable: The risk of Hans Hermann Hoppe.

    3) Hans Herman Hoppe can homestead intangible concepts and ideas.

    4) Hans Herman Hoppe possess the worlds only free market monopoly. on fear.

    5) Ron Paul tells people to google Hans Hermann Hoppe.

    6) Hans Hermann Hoppe's icy stare can breach the non-aggression principle.

    7) Hans Hermann Hoppe wasn't born. His existence is an a priori statement.

    8) It turns out Ayn Rand actually wasn't an atheist. She was a mystic who worshiped Hans Hermann Hoppe.

    9) The score for Jaws originally had lyrics, but Speilberg removed them due to an entire screening audience dying from shock. The lyrics consisted of 3 words: "so to speak".

    10) When God made the world, he originally intended air to be a scarce resource, until Hans Hermann Hoppe told him otherwise.

    11) Friedrich Nietzsche isn't a philosopher, but merely a witness to the above altercation between God and Hans Herman Hoppe.

    12) Hans Hermann Hoppe has 2 speeds: walk, and logically deduce.

    13) The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer. The leading cause of death OF the United States will be: 1. Hans Hermann Hoppe

    14) John Galt asks: "Who is Hans Hermann Hoppe?"

    15) Hans Hermann Hoppe's e-mail password is the entire memorized text of Human Action.

    16) When Hans Hermann Hoppe and his wife got married, they didn't exchange wedding vows... they administered Mundliche Prufung's to each other.

    17) Hans Hermann Hoppe scored 140 & 140 on 'The Worlds Smallest Political Quiz': http://www.theadvocates.org/quizp/index.html (the highest score is 100 & 100)

    18) Hans Hermann Hoppe doesn't need to trade essential liberty for temporary security. He trades steely glares for absolute security.

    19) The 3/5 clause was not originally meant to count slaves as 3/5 of a person. It was meant to count regular people as 3/5 of Hans Hermann Hoppe.

    20) The Supreme Court has ruled that it's not protected speech to shout "Hans Hermann Hoppe" anywhere, public or private. It always results in unsafe stampedes of adoring Austrians Economists.

    21) Hans Hermann Hoppe co-wrote a paper once. The co-author: Hans Hermann Hoppe.

    22) Hans Hermann Hoppe says that Chuck Norris has a high time preference. Chuck Norris is too scared to debate with Hans Hermann Hoppe about it, and instead ran crying to UNLV.
    (See this if you don't get this one: http://chronicle.com/free/2005/02/2005021406n.htm)

    23) Due to recent competition, the webmaster at www.chucknorrisfacts.com will soon have to realize his value to society in a free market - working the mechanics of a gas pump.

    24) Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
    Hans Hermann Hoppe's next book is entitled "Chucktatorship: A God That Cried"

    25) When Hans Hermann Hoppe does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, he forcibly excludes the entire world from the property right in his own body.
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    (Chorus)
    Empiricists in the crib, ma
    Drop it like its Hoppe
    Drop it like its Hoppe
    Drop it like its Hoppe
    When the socialists try to get at ya
    Park it like its Hoppe
    Park it like its Hoppe
    Park it like its Hoppe
    And if a statist get an attitude
    Pop it like its Hoppe
    Pop it like its Hoppe
    Pop it like its Hoppe
    I got Human Action on my shelf and a low time preference for wealth
    And I roll argumentation ethics for the ownership of self

    ( Verse 1: Kinsella as Pharell)
    I'm a nice dude, an attorney
    My kid Ethan, goes to Montessori
    See this IP, its not real property
    It doesnt suffer from any sort of scarcity
    Its just government privilege to allow intellectual monopoly
    And the ownership of ideas leads to intellectual poverty
    Killer with the beat, my wife works on Wall Street
    Social order is best achieved by a ruling natural elite
    So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy $#@!
    Tryin to ask me $#@!
    I don't care what kind of society you think you have modeled
    If you aggress against me, your right to life is estoppled!

    (Chorus)

    (Verse 2: Hoppe as Snoop)
    I'm an Austrian, but yall knew that
    And an anarchist, yea I had to do that
    I keep the black-and-gold flag hanging out my backside
    But only on the right side, yeah, that's the an-cap side
    ...Ain't no other way to deduce the way I deduce
    I make the case for libertarianism from a priori truths
    I cut so much you thought I was a DJ
    Two, One, yep, Three
    H-O-double-P-E
    I play the philosophy game so well you'd think I was an ancient Greek
    If you come at me you're way out of your league son, so to speak
    Rights aren't granted by Allah or by Zeus
    or Buddah or Krishna or any of his other forms
    The fact that we can argue shows that they're accepted norms
    See I specialize in letting the premises of the state be seen unveiled
    And how democracy is a god that fizzailed

    (Chorus)
    "If men are good, then they need no rulers. If men are bad, then governments of men, composed of men, will also be bad - and probably worse, due to the State's amplification of coercive power." - Ozarkia

    "Big Brother is watching. So are we." - WikiLeaks

    Laissez-nous faire, laissez-nous passer. Le monde va de lui meme.



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    lol

    8) It turns out Ayn Rand actually wasn't an atheist. She was a mystic who worshiped Hans Hermann Hoppe.
    ^^^this
    -Ancap-

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    lol, that OP is great
    Quote Originally Posted by Torchbearer
    what works can never be discussed online. there is only one language the government understands, and until the people start speaking it by the magazine full... things will remain the same.
    Hear/buy my music here "government is the enemy of liberty"-RPEphesians 6:12 (KJV)//I sell stuff here go buy nao!

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    13) The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer. The leading cause of death OF the United States will be: 1. Hans Hermann Hoppe
    win statement is win
    -Molinarian-

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    Hahah, excellent!
    *Nods*

    I plan on actually using some of these.
    I will be as harsh as truth, and uncompromising as justice... I am in earnest, I will not equivocate, I will not excuse, I will not retreat a single inch, and I will be heard. ~ William Lloyd Garrison

    Quote Originally Posted by TGGRV View Post
    Conza, why do you even bother? lol.
    Worthy Threads:

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    "One of the great victories of the state, is that the word "Anarchy" terrifies people but, the word "State" does not" - Tom Woods

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClayTrainor View Post
    Haha, I have that shirt!

    And the Rothbard 'Enemy of the State' one
    "If men are good, then they need no rulers. If men are bad, then governments of men, composed of men, will also be bad - and probably worse, due to the State's amplification of coercive power." - Ozarkia

    "Big Brother is watching. So are we." - WikiLeaks

    Laissez-nous faire, laissez-nous passer. Le monde va de lui meme.

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    bump for the love of Hoppe
    Quote Originally Posted by Torchbearer
    what works can never be discussed online. there is only one language the government understands, and until the people start speaking it by the magazine full... things will remain the same.
    Hear/buy my music here "government is the enemy of liberty"-RPEphesians 6:12 (KJV)//I sell stuff here go buy nao!

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    All -archists (min- or an-) please read this post:

    I got banned from chat for NO reason after being attacked for a half hour for statements like "MOST (not all) politicians are liars"

    http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthr...an-)-read-this
    Quote Originally Posted by Xerographica View Post

    Yes, I want to force consumers to buy trampolines, popcorn, environmental protection and national defense whether or not they really demand them. And I definitely want to outlaw all alternatives. Nobody should be allowed to compete with the state. Private security companies, private healthcare, private package delivery, private education, private disaster relief, private militias...should all be outlawed.
    ^Minimalist state socialism (minarchy) taken to its logical conclusions; communism.






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