[HOPPE] Hans Hermann Hoppe Facts (Conza nods)

[Sentient Void]

From a buddy of mine:

http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=20908504390

1) Hans Hermann Hoppe can see the invisible hand.

2) There is only one risk that is random yet still un-insurable: The risk of Hans Hermann Hoppe.

3) Hans Herman Hoppe can homestead intangible concepts and ideas.

4) Hans Herman Hoppe possess the worlds only free market monopoly. on fear.

5) Ron Paul tells people to google Hans Hermann Hoppe.

6) Hans Hermann Hoppe's icy stare can breach the non-aggression principle.

7) Hans Hermann Hoppe wasn't born. His existence is an a priori statement.

8) It turns out Ayn Rand actually wasn't an atheist. She was a mystic who worshiped Hans Hermann Hoppe.

9) The score for Jaws originally had lyrics, but Speilberg removed them due to an entire screening audience dying from shock. The lyrics consisted of 3 words: "so to speak".

10) When God made the world, he originally intended air to be a scarce resource, until Hans Hermann Hoppe told him otherwise.

11) Friedrich Nietzsche isn't a philosopher, but merely a witness to the above altercation between God and Hans Herman Hoppe.

12) Hans Hermann Hoppe has 2 speeds: walk, and logically deduce.

13) The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer. The leading cause of death OF the United States will be: 1. Hans Hermann Hoppe

14) John Galt asks: "Who is Hans Hermann Hoppe?"

15) Hans Hermann Hoppe's e-mail password is the entire memorized text of Human Action.

16) When Hans Hermann Hoppe and his wife got married, they didn't exchange wedding vows... they administered Mundliche Prufung's to each other.

17) Hans Hermann Hoppe scored 140 & 140 on 'The Worlds Smallest Political Quiz': http://www.theadvocates.org/quizp/index.html (the highest score is 100 & 100)

18) Hans Hermann Hoppe doesn't need to trade essential liberty for temporary security. He trades steely glares for absolute security.

19) The 3/5 clause was not originally meant to count slaves as 3/5 of a person. It was meant to count regular people as 3/5 of Hans Hermann Hoppe.

20) The Supreme Court has ruled that it's not protected speech to shout "Hans Hermann Hoppe" anywhere, public or private. It always results in unsafe stampedes of adoring Austrians Economists.

21) Hans Hermann Hoppe co-wrote a paper once. The co-author: Hans Hermann Hoppe.

22) Hans Hermann Hoppe says that Chuck Norris has a high time preference. Chuck Norris is too scared to debate with Hans Hermann Hoppe about it, and instead ran crying to UNLV.
(See this if you don't get this one: http://chronicle.com/free/2005/02/2005021406n.htm)

23) Due to recent competition, the webmaster at www.chucknorrisfacts.com will soon have to realize his value to society in a free market - working the mechanics of a gas pump.

24) Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Hans Hermann Hoppe's next book is entitled "Chucktatorship: A God That Cried"

25) When Hans Hermann Hoppe does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, he forcibly excludes the entire world from the property right in his own body.

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(Chorus)
Empiricists in the crib, ma
Drop it like its Hoppe
Drop it like its Hoppe
Drop it like its Hoppe
When the socialists try to get at ya
Park it like its Hoppe
Park it like its Hoppe
Park it like its Hoppe
And if a statist get an attitude
Pop it like its Hoppe
Pop it like its Hoppe
Pop it like its Hoppe
I got Human Action on my shelf and a low time preference for wealth
And I roll argumentation ethics for the ownership of self

( Verse 1: Kinsella as Pharell)
I'm a nice dude, an attorney
My kid Ethan, goes to Montessori
See this IP, it’s not real property
It doesn’t suffer from any sort of scarcity
It’s just government privilege to allow intellectual monopoly
And the ownership of ideas leads to intellectual poverty
Killer with the beat, my wife works on Wall Street
Social order is best achieved by a ruling natural elite
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy $#@!
Tryin to ask me $#@!
I don't care what kind of society you think you have modeled
If you aggress against me, your right to life is estoppled!

(Chorus)

(Verse 2: Hoppe as Snoop)
I'm an Austrian, but ya’ll knew that
And an anarchist, yea I had to do that
I keep the black-and-gold flag hanging out my backside
But only on the right side, yeah, that's the an-cap side
...Ain't no other way to deduce the way I deduce
I make the case for libertarianism from a priori truths
I cut so much you thought I was a DJ
Two, One, yep, Three
H-O-double-P-E
I play the philosophy game so well you'd think I was an ancient Greek
If you come at me you're way out of your league son, so to speak
Rights aren't granted by Allah or by Zeus
or Buddah or Krishna or any of his other forms
The fact that we can argue shows that they're accepted norms
See I specialize in letting the premises of the state be seen unveiled
And how democracy is a god that fizzailed

(Chorus)

[bwlibertyman]

lol

8) It turns out Ayn Rand actually wasn't an atheist. She was a mystic who worshiped Hans Hermann Hoppe.
^^^this

[inibo]

Ron Paul tells people to google Hans Hermann Hoppe.

Wheeeee!

[heavenlyboy34]

lol, that OP is great

[josh b]

13) The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer. The leading cause of death OF the United States will be: 1. Hans Hermann Hoppe

win statement is win

[mport1]

Hans is the man.

[Conza88]

Hahah, excellent!
*Nods*

I plan on actually using some of these.

[ClayTrainor]

[Sentient Void]

Haha, I have that shirt!

And the Rothbard 'Enemy of the State' one

[heavenlyboy34]

bump for the love of Hoppe

[ProIndividual]

All -archists (min- or an-) please read this post:

I got banned from chat for NO reason after being attacked for a half hour for statements like "MOST (not all) politicians are liars"

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthr...an-)-read-this