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    Had to do one in for a neighbor today who had it in a live trap.
    Before I go further: we are in the suburbs, it has been the suburbs for over 60 years, none of the neighbors want them setting up shop in their yards, they have done serious damage to one of the houses in the neighborhood, and letting them live is simply not an option, so I don't want to hear it.

    My neighbor is using live traps on them. This is primarily because her husband doesn't want to know they're getting offed. So we periodically have live groundhogs in traps that we need to dispose of discreetly.

    Today I did what I've done for rabbits I was about to eat - 5lb sledge to the head. But groundhogs are apparently a lot tougher than rabbits and he took his sweet time dying. We also had to swing at it in the cage repeatedly to get it disabled so I could get a hold of its neck without losing a finger.

    I don't exactly like doing or watching that, so I'm wondering if anyone knows a quicker way.

    Firearms are out. Too populated, too likely we'll get visited. Suppressors are legal in VA with class 3 tax and paperwork, but if I end up having to deal with getting a can just so they don't have to suffer... well, congratulations federal government, now you're making animals suffer.

    Be nice if we could get ahold of whatever animal control uses... watched them put down a racoon down the road with something in a needle a couple years ago and it took all of 5 seconds.
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    Throw it in your car and drive it outside the city limits?
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    I agree with Cowlesy. That is what i did with two raccoons i caught. Transported them to another part of the city. NO need to kill the animals.

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    Yeah... can anyone who values vermin (that breed explosively and ruin property and food) at less than $20 in gas weigh in maybe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cowlesy View Post
    Throw it in your car and drive it outside the city limits?
    nope, groundhog -- it's what's for dinner....

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    If there are farmers outside your city limits, they probably don't want more of them, either. Have you asked your local animal control? Drowning in the cage may be an option also, though I don't know how humane that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fisharmor View Post
    Yeah... can anyone who values vermin (that breed explosively and ruin property and food) at less than $20 in gas weigh in maybe?
    Call the waaaahhmbulance!
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    Seems like a sturdy plastic bag and some sort of gas would put the animal to sleep....hook it up to your tailpipe.

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    Ideas for how to kill a trapped groundhog
    Tell Obama it's a terrist. He'll send a Predator drone...

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    well, if you do want to kill it, you could do drowning. I'm sure there are some other live options also to not kill it.
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