Two dogs & a cat were waiting outside the pearly gates waiting to get into heaven. St Peter had the day off, so God was minding the store on this day.
God looks to the first dog & says "Why do you deserve to get into my kingdom?".
The dog replies "Well, I've always been a good boy, & I saved two kids from drowning.".
God tells him "Of course, come in & sit beside me."
God looks to the second dog & says "Why do you deserve to get into my kingdom?".
The dog replies "Well, I've always been a good boy... & I didn't save any lives, but I never bit anybody.".
God said "Well... ok, you can come in as well.".
God, then turns his gaze to the cat saying "Well, what do you have to say for yourself?".
The cat looks at him & says "I think you're in my chair".
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