> SOUTHERN DIVORCE
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> A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending
> divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
> "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the
> property with a stream running by."
> "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
> "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded.
> "I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?"
> "I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well
> as my husband's parents."
> The judge took a deep breath and asked,
> "Do you have a real grudge?"
> "No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz
> we don't have a car."
> "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
> "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily
> like the music - all that hip hop and rap trap -but we can't seem to
> do anything about it."
> "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
> "Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee."
> The judge asked, "Is your husband a nagger?"
> "Oh, hell no, he's as white as you and me!"
> Finally, in frustration, the judge asked,
> "Lady, why in hell do you want a divorce?
> "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a
> divorce, my husband does.
> The fool says he can't communicate with me."
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