Placeholder President
22 September 2008
As bad as things are, as much as we’ve been through, as many people as have died, and the best we can come up with is two people each of whom roughly half the people loathe?
Are we kidding me?
A system that by all accounts and every measure is broken is offering up a choice between pudding and jello…more like, between getting run over by a train or falling out of a plane. No parachute, sorry…CEO’s have dibs on those.
Why in God’s name are we putting up with this $#@!?
What are we waiting for, 2012? Are my countrymen actually conceding another four years of rapacious taxation, mind-numbing inefficiency, stunning stupidity, blatant corruption and outright criminality?
Between governance and campaigning, only about a gazillion rules have thus far been concocted, imposed, circumvented, rewritten, bent, revised, broken and abandoned…why not one more?
In view of the travesty of the Bush Administration…the financial fallout of which is liable to worsen before it improves…does it really seem such an outrageous notion for the American people to demand a full range of alternatives on the November ballot?
Independent is taken, you say? Okay, the Third Party ticket. There are more than three, sort of? The Alternative Party perhaps, or does that smack of gay? Very well, the People’s Party. Nope, reeks of Communism. Red, blue, green…all taken. Yellow, that won’t do. Nor White, nor Black. Nothing with New, Youth, Social, Progressive, Labor or Reform. The Principled Party is self-congratulatory. Lemme think.
Peace and Freedom always had a nice ring to it but, ironically, it is associated with loss.
Founders Party
Patriot Party
Pilgrim Party
S.O.S. Party…a two-for-one, ‘same old $#@!’ and HELP!
You have to hand it to Republicans for usurping the term Right…how smart was that? Democrats have been caught looking the wrong direction ever since. Right, you say? Good idea…guess we’ll just go ahead and be Wrong…LEFT, we meant Left.
The duopoly candidates have assured us that it’s not “about them.” They live to serve, right? The duopoly candidates, impassioned about our country’s best interests above their own political aspirations, will surely welcome more freedom of choice as testament to wholesome democracy.
Laws are man-made. It is by man that they are unmade. What judge would refuse the petition of millions upon millions of citizens for a meaningful choice, when we are “suddenly” in straights more dire than we supposed during the primaries. If Henry Paulson & Company can be wrong-sighted/wrong-headed to the clanging tune of TRILLIONS, the people can be forgiven for mistakenly identifying our next best options at Top Spot.
Under meaningful threat from without and unmistakable threat from within, with the Ruling Elite offering up financial mumbo jumbo that will further empower Established Interests, what judge would reject the People’s demand for Plans C, D and E?
Only a judge who is as unafraid of the People as he is indebted to the Establishment.
It seems to me that the American People would be well served by a non-denominational Placeholder President, someone that half the people don’t despise from the gate.
It seems we would do ourselves a favor by hiring someone who knows how to steward a troubled company with dodgy solvency through capital letter Reorganization, while Democrats and Republicans figure out what they stand for and who their standard bearers are, and while alternative parties formulate to represent the many many people whose causes and convictions are not represented by either of the two parties that have an unmistakable stranglehold on American politics.
On a good day, I imagine a slew of those fledgling parties joining forces to represent American Labor, insofar as it is obvious that BOTH parties’ hierarchies are intractably aligned with Big Money. The Union Party, perhaps…inexplicably, Labor is politically incorrect.
But in the meantime…while everyone continues to argue, as though that which they argue about is static…we would have a Competent Executive to stave off disaster by streamlining the operation, dumping worthless inventory and unproductive people, reigning in expenses and raising capital, WITHOUT mincing words or pulling punches out of consideration for re-election.
That doesn’t say John McCain to me. That doesn’t say Barack Obama to me.
I have read argument that Ron Paul ought not to jeopardize his seat in the house by donning an independent mantle, and I am inclined to agree. On the one hand, he’s one of few Congresspeople who is principled and knowledgeable…he is needed. On the other hand, he’s been in Congress forever…he is not persuasive.
HOWEVER, comma, I think he’d have a LOT of cache at V.P.
What about Lee Iacocca for president, with Ron Paul as vice president? If they lose, Ron Paul retains his seat.
Lee Iacocca knows from Bailouts.
What about T. Boone Pickens? He knows from Energy.
Hey, how ‘bout Lee Iacocca AND T. Boone Pickens…not to be morbid, but I expect one or the other of them has four years yet in him.
I expect I sound cavalier, but I’m not. I think about this stuff literally day and night, and I’m pretty smart. I think we are throwing good money after bad, I think there are foxes in the henhouse, and I think we owe it to both our future and our past to come to our senses lickety-split.
The people who are so impassioned about “their guy” winning, the people who applaud strategic grabs of power, need to bear in mind how their plots play out with other leads.
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