^ Uses RPF private messenger to sell stolen artifacts such as 19th century wagon wheels and guitars. Pretty damn good prices too.
Gulag Chief: "Article 58-1a, twenty five years... What did you get it for?"
Gulag Prisoner: "For nothing at all."
Gulag Chief: "You're lying... The sentence for nothing at all is 10 years"
Lives in a yellow submarine.
Originally Posted by Swordsmyth
^^^ lives in Florida.
"The Patriarch"
^^^ lives in a van down by the river
Don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
Better than Florida.
"The Patriarch"
Is tone deaf.
"The Patriarch"
^^Thinks he has the physique of a Greek god.
"Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."
Calvin Coolidge
^^Has the physique of an actual Greek.
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^^^can't count
^^ Is the meanest person on these forums.
"Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."
Calvin Coolidge
Thinks "ouzo" is pig Latin for "zoo".
Is really Swordsmyth.
"The Patriarch"
^^Chewed on his balls when he was a baby because he thought they were a chew toy.
"Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."
Calvin Coolidge
^^has a poster of Nancy Pelosi on the ceiling above his bed.
Is only the younger son of a baronet.
^^Is the I-70 Killer.
"Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."
Calvin Coolidge
Is a thread killer.
Has tan lines.
Teetotaler.
#NashvilleStrong
“I’m a doctor. That’s a baby.”~~~Dr. Manny Sethi
^Wears curlers to bed.
"Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."
Calvin Coolidge
^Loves George Soros.
^ gets Klingons and dingleberries mixed up.
"The Patriarch"
Invented Dynaflow®
^ talks to russia
- Kim KardashianIt's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
Donald Trump / Crenshaw 2024!!!!
My pronouns are he/him/his
Never been to Texas.
Pfizer Macht Frei!
Openly Straight Man, Danke, Awarded Top Rated Influencer. Community Standards Enforcer.
Quiz: Test Your "Income" Tax IQ!
Short Income Tax Video
The Income Tax Is An Excise, And Excise Taxes Are Privilege Taxes
The Federalist Papers, No. 15:
Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.
^ isnt even an American
- Kim KardashianIt's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
Donald Trump / Crenshaw 2024!!!!
My pronouns are he/him/his
^ hates cops
The Bastiat Collection · FREE PDF · FREE EPUB · PAPER Frédéric Bastiat (1801-1850)
- "When law and morality are in contradiction to each other, the citizen finds himself in the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense, or of losing his respect for the law."
-- The Law (p. 54)- "Government is that great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
-- Government (p. 99)- "[W]ar is always begun in the interest of the few, and at the expense of the many."
-- Economic Sophisms - Second Series (p. 312)- "There are two principles that can never be reconciled - Liberty and Constraint."
-- Harmonies of Political Economy - Book One (p. 447)· tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito ·
Steals Shopping carts , sells them to homeless , forces mandatory
and 'dubious' 5 Year Warranties.
^Likes putting a dildo in his butt.
"Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."
Calvin Coolidge
^ fantasizes about being a dildo.
"The Patriarch"
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