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  1. 06-22-2009, 12:35 AM #1
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    Obama breaking news.

    President Obama took his new dog out for a walk today, then had three hotdogs for lunch. One with ketchup, one with sweet relish, and another with mustard. He then watched some T.V and at 8:25 took a deuce in the presidential $#@!ter. At the moment he is sleeping on his back inside the white house wearing polka dotted boxers.
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    Didn't he kill another fly as well?
    “Civilizations die from suicide, not by murder.” - Arnold Toynbee
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    Didn't he kill another fly as well?
    Breaking news, President Obama killed another fly. We will now resume our normal programming.
    A savage barbaric tribal society where thugs parade the streets and illegally assault and murder innocent civilians, yeah that is the alternative to having police. Oh wait, that is the police

    We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.
    - Edward R. Murrow

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    How to trigger a liberal: "I didn't get vaccinated."
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  5. 06-22-2009, 02:38 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior_of_Freedom View Post
    Breaking news, President Obama killed another fly. We will now resume our brainwashing programming.
    there fixed
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