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    Post Congress proposes "classified laws" [Onion]

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    What the [CLASSIFIED]?

    Congress is [CLASSIFIED] stupid if those [CLASSIFIED] idiots voted on that [CLASSIFIED] piece of [CLASSIFIED] legislation with all those [CLASSIFIED] clauses in it which shows that [CLASSIFIED] elitists get to undermine our Constitution as they always [CLASSIFIED] do.
    "Then David said to the Philistine, 'You come to me with a sword, a spear, and a javelin, but I come to you in the name of Yahweh of hosts, the God of the battle lines of Israel, Whom you have reproached.'" - 1 Samuel 17:45

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theocrat View Post
    Congress is [CLASSIFIED] stupid if those [CLASSIFIED] idiots voted on that [CLASSIFIED] piece of [CLASSIFIED] legislation with all those [CLASSIFIED] clauses in it which shows that [CLASSIFIED] elitists get to undermine our Constitution as they always [CLASSIFIED] do.
    Dont forget one which now my fav line


    GooD God lol

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    and now for something completely different....

    looks like something out of a Monte Python show, I half expect John Cleese to bang the gavel and start doing the Ministry of Silly Walks routine.


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    Onion ftw
    The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.-Thomas Jefferson

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    You gotta love the 1:17 mark where he pauses then says "Jesus" and then proceeds to talk about body disposal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theocrat View Post
    Congress is [CLASSIFIED] stupid if those [CLASSIFIED] idiots voted on that [CLASSIFIED] piece of [CLASSIFIED] legislation with all those [CLASSIFIED] clauses in it which shows that [CLASSIFIED] elitists get to undermine our Constitution as they always [CLASSIFIED] do.
    lolz!! You're so funny sometimes! I like how you're starting to think like an autarchist, too. I'll bring you to my side one of these days!
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    Quote Originally Posted by heavenlyboy34 View Post
    lolz!! You're so funny sometimes! I like how you're starting to think like an autarchist, too. I'll bring you to my side one of these days!
    You might want to take a look at his side HB

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    I am "classified" and what I do is also "classified". I defend my "classified" from the "classified". Preps are "classified" and the threat to my liberty is "classified". I do "classified" to protect the "classified". Glad we had "PUBLIC" debate over this.

    P.S. I love (i.e. scared me "classified") the part where he said "Jesus". Dumb "classified" never pre-read the "classified". Pretty "classified" when they scare the "classified" out of one of their "classified". We are in definite "classified" times!!!!!!

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    I like the end: "A new Bill of Rights shall be drafted and approved by . . . classified."

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    Ignorance of the law is no defense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sevin View Post
    I like the end: "A new Bill of Rights shall be drafted and approved by . . . classified."
    He wanted to say by me, but since I'm so important, he couldn't say my name. lol.

    Of course, the first thing I'd do is trial for treason all these idiots who didn't respect their oaths.

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    Thumbs down

    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew-Austin View Post
    Ignorance of the law is no defense.
    FISA Court anyone?!?!
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