Astrologer just told me: Move in gold and oil starting Nov. 26

[wizardwatson]

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true. - Your Horoscope for Today, by Weird Al, Running With Scissors album

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http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/yourh...efortoday.html

[HOLLYWOOD]

Nancy Regan says, "Thank You for the tip!"

[weatherbill]

he did anyone see this? Science is backing this idea, don't laugh!

I wonder if this planetary allignment will bring down the oil supply.
Consider the possibility of the alignment from this University of Texas State article.

"As Pluto moves into the Saggitarius oracle zone, the magnetic fields of this plannetary alignment will create a coupling with the fields of Saturn and Mars. Scientist and Astrologers agree. This will create a pull so strong, it will move the earth's plutonic plates. This may cause a few earthquakes to arise. As well, oil will not flow as it should, due to the weight of the field's gravitational push. This may cause the price of oil to head north says Exxon/Mobile CFO, Richard Haas.
This phenomenon was similar to the Uranus alignment in the Taurus field just 6 years ago and may be the partial cause of the last oil shortage"

www.texasstateuniv.org/press

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LOL.....suckers!

[Zippyjuan]

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Update- spam posts by the user have been deleted (and this thread is four years old- about time for preschool!).

[torchbearer]

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