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  1. 09-15-2008 07:37 PM #1
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    Default Christian Party Nominee Kludge For Mod '08

    VOTE FOR KLUDGE IN 2008! Here's WHY!


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    Penalties for guideline violators - If I need to edit or delete a post, the offending member will receive an infraction. Five infractions issued by me and you're banned without ability to appeal.

    DDR Parties     - While I sympathize with members' need to show their balls-to-the-wall awesome dance skillz, I also must admit my strict adherence to The Word.

    "And the Lord said unto his subjects, 'dancing is forbidden', and so it was." - Malkusm XI 4:20

    Saying bad words like "fuck", "bitch", "cunt", "shit", and/or "statist" -
    Saying bad words like "fuck", "bitch", "cunt", "shit", and/or "statist" is a terrible way to show youngsters how to act. Use of the aforementioned words is a bannable offense as it infringes on childrens' right to grow without shit in their ears.

    FSM     - Discussion of FSM is strictly prohibited as it mocks Him and promotes immorality. This gross amount of immorality FSMism advocates hurts Him and must be stopped if we are to be seen as loyal subjects.

    PMS - If your box is full of PMS, just send me PMS and I'll make sure you can have more PMS.


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    - Founder of the Christian Party.

    - Beat SMB I, II, and III

    - Elected to preside over people.


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    "For Great Justice! Kludge for mod in 2008!" - Ronaldo Paulson

    "I'd like to press his secretary!" - Jenson Bentsdent

    "America is #1. With Kludge in command, we can become #.01!!!" - Thompson Paines
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  3. 09-15-2008 07:40 PM #2
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    The Contrarian candidate for mod is Forsmant. The contrarian party already has one member in the moderation team why not another? Pick forsmant for mod in '08.
    "My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them." Barry Goldwater



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    Quote Originally Posted by forsmant View Post
    The Contrarian candidate for mod is Forsmant. The contrarian party already has one member in the moderation team why not another? Pick forsmant for mod in '08.

    But what is the Contrarian Party's position on childrens' right to grow without shit in their ears, hmmmmmmMMMM?
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    Well we are the opposite of your opinion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by forsmant View Post
    Well we are the opposite of your opinion.
    Sounds like epic failure. Go back to your isolation, troll!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kludge View Post
    Saying bad words like "fuck", "bitch", "cunt", "shit", and/or "statist" -
    Saying bad words like "fuck", "bitch", "cunt", "shit", and/or "statist" is a terrible way to show youngsters how to act. Use of the aforementioned words is a bannable offense as it infringes on childrens' right to grow without shit in their ears.
    But, your majesty! Why outlaw 'fuck'? It is a lovely word-an acronym that means "fornication under consent of the king"! Methinks though ought review thy policies!
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    Quote Originally Posted by forsmant View Post
    Well we are the opposite of your opinion.
    sounds familiar.
    "The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also." ~ Mark Twain.
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    I saw that the State was half-witted, that it was timid as a lone woman with her silver spoons, and that it did not know its friends from its foes, and I lost all remaining respect for it, and pitied it."
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    as long as I can be your snitch.
    Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add 'within the limits of the law' because law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the rights of the individual. - Thomas Jefferson
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kotin View Post
    as long as I can be your snitch.
    Reptilians '08!
    "The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also." ~ Mark Twain.
    Quote Originally Posted by reduen View Post
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    I saw that the State was half-witted, that it was timid as a lone woman with her silver spoons, and that it did not know its friends from its foes, and I lost all remaining respect for it, and pitied it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by heavenlyboy34 View Post
    But, your majesty! Why outlaw 'fuck'? It is a lovely word-an acronym that means "fornication under consent of the king"! Methinks though ought review thy policies!
    I do not give consent, nor do I require it. The Holy G-Unit and I have divine authority.
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