VOTE FOR KLUDGE IN 2008! Here's WHY!
Penalties for guideline violators - If I need to edit or delete a post, the offending member will receive an infraction. Five infractions issued by me and you're banned without ability to appeal.
DDR Parties - While I sympathize with members' need to show their balls-to-the-wall awesome dance skillz, I also must admit my strict adherence to The Word.
"And the Lord said unto his subjects, 'dancing is forbidden', and so it was." - Malkusm XI 4:20
Saying bad words like "fuck", "bitch", "cunt", "shit", and/or "statist" -
Saying bad words like "fuck", "bitch", "cunt", "shit", and/or "statist" is a terrible way to show youngsters how to act. Use of the aforementioned words is a bannable offense as it infringes on childrens' right to grow without shit in their ears.
FSM - Discussion of FSM is strictly prohibited as it mocks Him and promotes immorality. This gross amount of immorality FSMism advocates hurts Him and must be stopped if we are to be seen as loyal subjects.
PMS - If your box is full of PMS, just send me PMS and I'll make sure you can have more PMS.
- Founder of the Christian Party.
- Beat SMB I, II, and III
- Elected to preside over people.
"For Great Justice! Kludge for mod in 2008!" - Ronaldo Paulson
"I'd like to press his secretary!" - Jenson Bentsdent
"America is #1. With Kludge in command, we can become #.01!!!" - Thompson Paines