When You need a humor break... RepubliCant

[WRellim]

http://www.therepublicant.org/

Just ran across this website... and had a few good belly laughs (which I needed).

Recent article titles include:

• McCain’s Gay Twin Exposed
• New Evidence of Kennedy Conspiracy
• Bush IQ: Mild Mental Retardation
• Creators of Super Delegate System to Revamp Tax Co...
• Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out
• McCain Plans to Visit his Grade School Teachers
• Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position
• McCain Beatable by Anyone, Everyone
• The LexiConservative #3
• McCain Interviews Writers for Concession Speech
• Sexual Tension Good for Party Says Former Presiden...
• Super Delegate Can’t Fly
• McCain to Balance Budget with Nigerian Advance-Fee...
• Guam Elects Ron Paul
• Republicans Say Goodbye to Elephant
• Satan Distances Himself from Rev. Wright
• Bush Library: “Not in my Backyard”

Go on... you KNOW you could use a good laugh or two!

[Conza88]

Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out

hahhhah

"As tough as nails and ready to get his ass kicked
John McCain --- Contribute today"

lmao

[Bradley in DC]

Friday, May 9, 2008
Guam Elects Ron Paul
The territory of Guam, in seeking its independence from the United States, has elected Ron Paul as its first ever president.

“We really wanted our own president, very badly,” said an associate for the Guam Tourism Bureau. “Someone brought up Ron Paul, and we said, ‘Hey, why not?’”

With no constitution, no army, no source of tax revenue, and no currency of its own, one might think governing the erstwhile U.S. protectorate this would be an impossible job for a new president. “Not so,” said the GTB official. “This is the kind of stuff president-elect Paul has been preaching for years. He will be presiding over an Island government of pure anarchy – a microcosm of the Ron Paul dream, come true.”

Congressman Paul could not be reached for comment.

Senator Hillary Clinton issued a statement deriding the election results. “This race isn’t over,” read Clinton’s statement. “Let’s not count anyone out until all the people of Guam have had their voices heard.”