Originally Posted by
acptulsa
That's hilarious.
So, how do they suggest we interpret the results? Because I can think of three methods.
The Hypochondriac Method: If any of the three tests come up positive, start coughing. You have it.
The Democratic Method: Assume that if at least two of the tests agree on something, it must be the right thing, and never mind any evidence to the contrary.
The Real Science Method: Buy every test kit on the shelf and burn them all before some hapless idiot buys one.