When I saw this thread title pop up again I got this strange amalgamation of "Raspberry Beret" and "Diamonds and Pearls" in my head.
"Raspberries and Pearls"
And that, kids, is why you should stay away from the LSD.
Just thought I would put that out there. Contribute something, ya know?
I'm 38 and I had to think about that one. I guess my decision would have to be based on the quality of either 1 or 2. Given my druthers though, I'd take them in this order.
A sandwich followed by the oral sex then alone time with a bottle of decent Scotch.
I don't need the cigar though. I spent half of my life attempting to asphyxiate myself with smoke.