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    Yesterday, 06:54 PM
    No. Because... Why would anyone use telnet?
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    Yesterday, 01:43 PM
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    Yesterday, 11:06 AM
    The Chocolate City has been overtaken by the unfunkiest kind of UFOs. It's time for those with the FU-N-K to retreat from the excrete.
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    Yesterday, 06:30 AM
    Caucazoid Sista is D'Void of Funk. http://georgeclinton.com/tour/ THU - Mar 02, 2017 Atlanta, GA The Buckhead Theatre
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    Yesterday, 06:21 AM
    If any other hacked email archives have older mail, perhaps look to see if John Podesta had sent mail from that account prior to the date of suspected deletion to another hacked account. That would confirm whether or not the account existed prior to that date?
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    Yesterday, 06:20 AM
    My guess would be that it's either the account create date, or that all emails prior to that were archived elsewhere and/or deleted. It doesn't stand to reason that a hacker dumping emails would pick a particular date and start from there. The hacker would grab everything and if he had to sneak it out, break it up into chunks and sneak it out slowly and quietly, like ninja.
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    Yesterday, 06:06 AM
    Exit your mind, down your spine, and out your behind... The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes, looking hard, but don't realize that they'll never see the P...
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    12-08-2016, 12:28 PM
    Nowadays those that sit at a terminal for long stretches are known as poop-sockers.
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    12-07-2016, 07:41 PM
    Saw the same tour. The dope dog routine was epic.
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    12-07-2016, 07:16 PM
    More like an intra-divine, psycho-spine for those with the mellow mind.
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    12-07-2016, 07:03 PM
    Come visit The Mothership BBS where you can express your inner funksmanship amongst your intra-galactic brethren and sisteren. Quietly (SSSHHH) connect to the Inter-Planetery address of "209.141.46.78". Knock on door number 22. Tell 'em Funk sent ya.
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    12-07-2016, 06:01 PM
    Good Ol' Back Orifice and the Butt Plugs. The first modular trojan.
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    12-07-2016, 03:08 PM
    They left out the fifth option, "Women suck at tech!" /duck Seriously, who gives a shit? One of the most awesome CEOs in the tech industry is a woman, Jayshree Ullal from Arista Networks. She's a bad ass. She's not a bad ass because she's a woman. She's a bad ass because she's a great CEO.
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    12-07-2016, 10:49 AM
    When I was in Junior High, I figured out enough quick basic using the book CPUd referenced above to write and compile a program to give me sysop access to this guy's Renegade BBS who I suspected of being a pedo. I logged in '*'d into the SysOp Menu poked around and then went to the file area and went through all of the pr0n. I dumped the screen capture to a file before he busted me. A few weeks went by and my dad got a letter from his attorney that he was going to sue my dad for what I did. I gave the file list to my dad and never heard another peep out of the guy until years later when he started his pedo shit with some of my friends. I put a key logger on my friends computer and told him to get the guy to come over and log into his BBS (he didn't know I was friends with the kid). He logged in and went into Sysop mode to give my friend access to pr0n. After he left, my friend called me up and I went over there and got his creds again and 0wn'd his shit and did the same thing with the file listings. He sent me a cease and desist letter after that. Then he started giving my friends Xanax, Valium and alcohol and showing them pr0n. He had surveillance cameras all over the inside of his house and he was even LEO at one point. In 1998, I got a call that one of my best friends had shot himself over at that fucker's house. I don't know what happened but the stories I heard were all fishy. His mother knew the story was bullshit too. She OD'd a few months later. I heard from other friends that there was no video of the "suicide" but that there was video of young boys masturbating in the bathroom and that the guy was being investigated and then nothing ever happened. I spent a lot of nights plotting to turn that fucking pedo's head inside out. Even drove by his place a few times. Now I have too much to lose. He was arrested on one count of statutory rape a few years ago... Hardly justice. Every time I hear of a murder in that town I check the news hoping somebody finally killed that dude. I think that's why this pizzagate thing freaks me out so bad. I know these people are out there. We need more hackers in the world exposing these creeps at all levels. You don't have to be a whiz kid to do it, you just have to be persistent and learn to analyze problems and troubleshoot. If you aren't breaking shit, you're doing it wrong. The more you practice, the better you get, as with anything. Hacking is more art than science.
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    12-07-2016, 06:17 AM
    Negatory. I mostly wore camo.
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    12-07-2016, 05:45 AM
    Worst advice ever. If my dad hadn't bought me my own computer at 10 to "hack" with, I'd probably be in prison right now. As it stands, I'm a fairly proficient network engineer with no college degree and a great job. I hope that kid turned out alright. Around 2001-ish, I had a kid from up north hack into about 50 computers where I work and install a botnet. I compromised his botnet and managed to figure out where he was coming from. The security office at work insisted that I contact the FBI, so I did. They were really nice but didn't have a clue what I was describing to them the first time we met. About a week later, they understood completely and had tracked the kid down from the information I had given them. I thought that was bizarre. They told me that they would charge him if I could show the total damages over $50,000, which I could've easily done. I asked them if they could just send someone to knock on his door and they said they would do that and smiled. They didn't want to ruin that kid's life any more than I did. A few weeks later they invited me to their regional headquarters for pizza. That was weird because I'm sure they knew about MY record. Maybe not. That was in the early days of the Infra Guard program. They were trying to get me to join but I politely refused. I felt dirty enough having pizza with them although they were very nice and professional. It was obvious they were a different breed than their local law enforcement brethren. When I was about 10 or 11, my dad got a call from the head of the TBI about some of my hacking attempts. They went to school together and still remained friends. That was enough to get me to stop doing the dumb shit (war dialing) and be more discreet with my hacking.
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    12-07-2016, 05:27 AM
    I wouldn't say that it necessarily lowers your inhibitions... but I'm a dude and mine are kinda low anyhow. Of all the times I did MDMA, I only remember having sex once and it wasn't really all that memorable other than tripping out thinking the cops were in living room and flushing a bunch of drugs down the toilet while my future wife was laying there naked wondering WTF was going on. It just make your senses super enhanced. Music sounds better, beautiful women look more beautiful (not like alcohol where ugly people look better). Touch feels amazing. Just brushing up against someone in a crowded bar feels awesome. It also makes you more in tune with people's emotions. Almost like an emphatic antenna, you can literally feel the vibe coming off of someone. I can detect it sober, but I can feel it on MDMA. This one girl was "blowing me up" one time and I got this sense that she was pure evil and the more I looked at her, she even looked demonic. I freaked out a little and I went back to Leslie(the lip balm girl) and stroked the insides of her thighs up her skirt for a bit while she rubbed my head and caressed my face. Other people rolling would look at us in admiration, they wanted what we had. Of all the times I ever did MDMA, the only times that were really memorable were with Leslie, and I did it a LOT... With many different women. I think she must've been like me with the touch thing. Touching was as enjoyable as being touched with us. She was s beautiful preacher's daughter with a gentle heart from a small town at the foothills of the Smokey's. My Dixieland Delight. And I wouldn't recommend doing it without Mr. Animal. Even if he isn't the touchy-feely type, it'd at least be nice to be around someone who it was acceptable to caress. Pets not included.
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    12-06-2016, 11:48 AM
    Same here. I think some people are far more sensitive to touch than others. I'm not recommending you try MDMA if you haven't already but... I used to know this girl that would hike up her skirt and straddle my lap and rub lip balm on my lips while I was rolling. Absolutely mind blowing sensations. She was one of a kind. Too bad she was my friend's girlfriend.
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    12-06-2016, 10:07 AM
    Perhaps if she had a man around he could have taught her children how to change out that busted radiator. Except that she'd probably marry one of those effeminate androgynous wieners that can't do shit for themselves either. I'm not saying a woman can't change out a radiator, by the way, just that this particular one couldn't.
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    12-04-2016, 03:28 PM
    Yep.
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    12-03-2016, 07:11 PM
    This is true. My son's school was told by the Red Cross not to collect supplies that instead they should give money to the Red Cross.
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    12-03-2016, 06:50 PM
    He's crooked enough. I'm sure he's more than capable of administering a world wide pedo ring.
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    12-03-2016, 03:01 PM
    Is Rand pedo now? I used to blame methamphetamine when people said/did weird shit. In light of recent revelations, I'm now assuming they've been corrupted by pedo.
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    12-01-2016, 11:01 AM
    Do you have a source for this claim.
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    11-30-2016, 03:12 PM
    a pizza-related map?
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    11-30-2016, 10:40 AM
    it was Tony Podesta, sorry. He was and is still in contact with him. http://yournewswire.com/wikileaks-podesta-support-pedophile/ Ant then there was this weird statement from John once he was busted for paying the blackmail. "Might be time for Denny to vanish to an undisclosed Japanese island." https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/11508
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    11-30-2016, 08:16 AM
    10. Is John Podesta close friends with a convicted pedo named Dennis Hastert? - yes
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    11-30-2016, 08:13 AM
    Other than for amusement, was there some #pizzagate related reason this was posted?
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    11-27-2016, 08:09 AM
    Then we could build one on the Canadian border as well and make them pay for it. We'll need concertina wire and machine gun nests all along it as well. We'll be one step closer to Fortress America!
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