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    09-29-2020, 07:48 PM
    If Trump only paid 750 in taxes, I want his account's number. :tears: Biden - we shouldn't open up Also Biden - It's expensive to open up safely Also, also Biden - what about small businesses? o_O
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    09-29-2020, 07:20 PM
    Thanks, but I don't do that crap and I don't take off work for my birthday - I made 100.00 in cash today and I wasn't even working the bar. Birthday money, bitches! :D Mr A and the boys chipped in and bought me a case of Josh wine, a bottle of Heinz-57 (my favorite), and a new Wonder Woman coffee cup. What more could a woman want? Plus, they promised to go anywhere I want tomorrow and not even bitch about it. I also got Mr A to agree to buy us all season passes to Universal and Islands of Adventure. He knows I've been dying to go since they opened the Harry Potter area. I can't wait to go through there yelling Avada Kedavra at people who annoy me. How much you wanna bet I buy myself a souvenir wand that mysteriously disappears after my first two cocktails?
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    09-29-2020, 06:50 PM
    Rainy AND it got cold today. I think it may have been in the 60's. Anyway, my mental breakdown has been coming since we reopened but I never thought the Spectrum cable guy would be the one to catch the brunt of it - honestly, I thought it would be my boss or a 'chef'. Anyway, our credit card machine has been down all weekend (FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK) and the fucktwats at Spectrum kept telling me it was on our end - it couldn't possibly their shitty service or their brokeass gateway. I demanded the first appointment Monday morning (between the hours of 9am and 10am) and the dumb fuck didn't show up until almost noon. After literally poking our connection with a probe he told me the customer service agent said it wasn't our gateway and there's nothing he can do because he forgot to bring one and he couldn't come back until the next day between the hours of 10 - wheneverthefuck. I lost my shit. I literally started yelling FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK! I yelled it like 4 times and he. looked. shocked. For real. Then he calmly asked me if I would like him to escalate the problem. I gave him my best please die stare and he told me his boss would be there in a hour with a new gateway. Guess what? I was the fucking gateway. I hate these people. Whoever is out there breeding people who work for cable companies, please fucking stop. They are more useless than my whores. PS I turned 50 today and got a bunch of flowers and free shots at work. Also, the man who offered me 40.00 to have sex with him told me he would do me for free since it was my birthday. o_O :tears:
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    09-29-2020, 06:35 PM
    Ha! I've been taking my change jar to work. I should be charging for it.
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    09-29-2020, 05:22 PM
    It's at the bank, too. We can't buy change to give people so we round up and down depending on the total.
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    09-27-2020, 05:18 PM
    I love Binging with Babish. Ever see him make the Krabby Patty Supreme? It's glorious.
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    09-27-2020, 05:34 AM
    Yuuummm Yummmm! I worked a middle shift yesterday so I nibbled at work all day. I started with a side salad for lunch and had two chicken wings with TMI/Carolina Reaper mixed a few hours later. About 4pm I had a little sample of chili and a fried pickle that fell off someone's order. Nine pm rolls around and I'm thinking of leaving soon so I start trolling the window for a bedtime snack and notice a side of dead fries - I ate a few but they kind of gross so I had a shot of Jameson to wash the taste out of my mouth and left. Today, I have to bring my A-game to work so I had a yogurt with some blueberries and I'm taking a watermelon I picked up at the Kroger Thursday for lunch. I'm also thinking about a piece of blackened salmon with a wee bit of alfredo sauce and broccoli. Will end my workday with a Grapefruit Vodka instead of Jameson because I'm on a health kick today. So, yesterday I stop at the liquor store on the way to work to buy one of the Hoes a birthday gift. She was drunk texting me all night about how no one loves her and how she knows I call her a hoe (I call her that to her face - literally, I say hey, hoe when I see her). I felt sorry for her. Anyway, I decide to get her a birthday gift andwhen I get to the liquor store, one of my other hoes was stumbling out already drunk at 11 am with two gallon jugs of cheap vodka. Bitch was suppose to be at work at 3. A few minutes after I left the liquor store the birthday hoe starts texting me telling me how much she loves me and how great I am and how she's coming to drink up at the bar for her birthday. Come to find out, the drunk liquor store hoe called her and told her she saw me up at the liquor store buying a big ass bottle of Jameson and cigarettes for her - that's why birthday hoe started up with all the lovey dovey ass kissing texts.
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    09-27-2020, 04:05 AM
    https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-year-jail-holding-large-parties-covid-19/story?id=73259644
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    09-24-2020, 04:41 PM
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8770447/Amazons-Alexa-ask-humans-questions-using-new-teachable-AI.html
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    09-24-2020, 04:26 PM
    Mr A made Greek Lemon Chicken, Tzatziki, zucchini pancakes, and Greek potatoes. He loves to watch cooking shows Dimitra's Dishes and Chef John are his favorites. Dinner was awesome but his dessert was kinda gross. He bought super cheap flan flavored pudding cups at the Mexican grocery store. They had the texture of jello and tasted nothing like flan. I'm not even sure how to describe the taste. Plus, they had some weird brown stuff at the bottom.
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    09-24-2020, 12:52 PM
    Mr A watches him. I'm not crazy about him. I find his voice irritating. My favorite is Styxhexenhammer666.
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    09-24-2020, 09:25 AM
    No one had on a mask. Apparently, they arrested them on the bullshit charge of not showing ID. In the comments of the OP article, someone stated the guy is running for city commissioner and the mayor doesn't like him - politically motivated harassment.
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    09-24-2020, 08:59 AM
    High of 71 and rainy. The remnants from Tropical Storm Beta are moving through. :( Mr A is playing golf. Ain't no Beta storm gonna stop his game, lol.
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    09-23-2020, 07:17 PM
    Shared Fajitas for two with Mr A. I picked out all the shrimp and burned veg and let him have the rest. Paired nicely with the big ass Margaritas my mom and I were drinking. Bless her heart, she's getting as nutty as Joe Biden. Oddly enough, she's actually more coherent after she's knocked back a few. After some confusion about where we were meeting, we ended up having a good time and me and my stepfather both got to wear the goofy birthday sombreros.
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    09-23-2020, 07:06 PM
    Looks like Danke's been handing out fake business cards in India...
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    09-23-2020, 07:00 PM
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    09-23-2020, 06:42 PM
    What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint :happy:
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    09-23-2020, 10:42 AM
    https://www.foxnews.com/us/andre-taylor-seattle-pimp-not-this-time
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    09-23-2020, 10:32 AM
    What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? "Where's my tractor?";)
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    09-23-2020, 07:26 AM
    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/michigan-city-decriminalizes-magic-mushrooms-other-psychedelic-plants#
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    09-23-2020, 07:11 AM
    Cloudy with a high of 74 My stepfather's birthday is today and mine is next week so he wants us to go out tonight and do a duel birthday dinner. He told me he wants us to sit next to each other at dinner so everyone could get good birthday pictures, lol. I told him I would be his birthday buddy. I want to go to this crazy Mexican joint by their house. Last time I was there, I saw a big ass truck that had stickers all over the back window - "I Brake for Brunettes", "Panty Dropper", "Warning!! Keep your dick hands off my Sierra", and his handle @too_lit_Chris21. I had all the hoes at work follow him.:tears:
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