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    Yesterday, 03:35 PM
    Any pro recycling people on this board, or people who are on the fence, should watch this Penn and Teller Bullshit episode: https://www.bitchute.com/video/j0Hd6UfA4MKo/
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    03-17-2019, 06:38 PM
    Is this news? This video is almost a year old.
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    03-17-2019, 03:45 PM
    It started a bit cold and dreary but it turned out to be a beautiful day. I had to work at the bar today but they over scheduled and I got cut about 3. Luckily, a man I know was there and he had a Butt Light and a Jameson lined up for me. I ended up having two Butt Lights and two shots because I felt like I had to buy him a round. Also luckily, I asked my boss to make my second beer (the one I paid for) my employee meal because I don't eat there. He thinks it's funny when I do that and gave it to me for free. I was very lucky today.
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    03-17-2019, 03:39 PM
    Happy birthday!!!
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    03-17-2019, 03:30 PM
    Wadda piece of crap!
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    03-17-2019, 03:29 PM
    I can. I prefer wood but it's more time consuming and life gets in the way so we use the gas. My least favorite is charcoal when Mr A squirts a ton of lighter fluid on it. I can taste the lighter fluid. He says I can't but I can. I know what lighter fluid tastes like.
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    03-17-2019, 05:09 AM
    That's what I keep telling him! I already bought him some beard balm. The dumbass got roped into being Santa at church and he's growing out his beard. It's outta control so I bought him some beard balm. I suggested he get some but he said it sounded gay. He looks like a homeless lumberjack. I also have to find him some funny gifts. I always like to give a nice gift and a funny (funny to me, anyway) gift. When I was at the Mexican grocery store, I saw a crazy Pinata that really did resemble me. My son and I couldn't stop laughing at it. I think we're going to get it and fill it with Mr A's favorite candy - Aldi's chocolate and nasty Mallow Cups. I think he'd enjoy beating the hell out of a Suzanimal Pinata. Even if I don't buy it, I have to take a pic with that thing - it's creepy, as hell.
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    03-16-2019, 07:55 PM
    Taste the meat, not the heat. - Hank Hill Mr A wants a new one for his birthday. I'm going to surprise him and buy it with my own money so I don't want to spend over 400.00. About 15 years ago my mom bought him a silver one from Ace Hardware that he loved. It even had a rotisserie. She never told me how much it cost but she's a big spender. When it finally died a few years ago, I bought him another silver one but I got it at Home Depot. He hated it so I bought him a black and silver one from Home Depot and he hated that one so I tried again with another silver one but I got that one at Lowes. Anyway, he hates that one, too and wants a new one. I have to admit the last silver one really was a piece of shit. I started rusting within weeks and we keep it covered, oiled and clean. Literally, chunks of grate are stuck to our food when we use it. All those grills were in the 200.00 range and I'm thinking of going up a bit to get something that won't make him cuss. I would like something big because we have parties in the summer and Mr A likes to grill for them. I'm looking at the Monument brand from Lowes. Not many reviews but they're all good and one reviewer hated the Char-Broil. That's a good sign. because I know one of the grills he hated was a Char-Broil. I was also looking at the Weber but they're pretty small in my price range. Are they worth it?
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    03-16-2019, 07:23 PM
    She's also trying to get a pair of tacky slut jeans. When I saw those things at the thrift store, I knew some old hoe would want 'em. If I give her the deal she wants, she'd be getting the slut shoes and hoe jeans for 15.00. It might be worth it to get rid of the hoe jeans. Those things attracted the crazies to my closet. As a matter of fact, the comment section is such a shit show I'm thinking about relisting them. Danke's girl asked me to at least give her the hoe jeans for 10.00 and 1.80 off shipping because she only has 16.00 in her bank account. I should tell her Danke is rich. He should give her 37.00 so she can buy my slut shoes and hoe jeans.
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    03-16-2019, 04:22 PM
    Cloudy but not cold. Not warm, either. I'm ready for global warming. Danke is trying to low ball me on a pair of slutty shoes for one of his girls.
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    03-16-2019, 04:16 PM
    I just found out Jimmy Buffet IS coming to Atlanta!!! YAY!!! I thought he was skipping us this year and was kinda pissed at him. I've started getting a group together to tailgate the concert. I've seen him so many times, I don't give a crap about going in but I love the tailgate party and plan on just buying a parking pass and tailgating. You can hear the show from the parking lot, anyway. Mr A approves of the plan because the tickets are expensive and he doesn't really care about Jimmy Buffet but he does seem to enjoy the tailgating.
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    03-14-2019, 06:51 PM
    It was funny because Mr A doesn't make jokes like that. I must be rubbing off on him. :)
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    03-14-2019, 06:39 PM
    The cabbage smells good.
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    03-14-2019, 04:55 PM
    Another beautiful day. Mr A played golf and I worked on Poshmark. I'm going across the street to have a drink with my old people neighbors. They've been bugging my son for me to come visit them. I haven't been visiting much because I've been mostly on the wagon and working. I figure one Select 55 isn't really going off the wagon because it has really low alcohol content.
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    03-13-2019, 04:45 PM
    That's exactly what I did. I thought homework was for suckas. I managed to squeeze by with a C because I was good at kissing ass.
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    03-13-2019, 04:26 PM
    Beautiful day. Mr A and I both had dental cleanings this morning and he got me pretty good. I went first and when we left, I asked about his cleaning (nasty ass missed his last cleaning) and he told me it was fine but they found a pube stuck between his teeth. I was mortified. We had martial relations this morning and I thought maybe he missed something. I have to admit, he really had me going. I thought I was going to have to change dentists.
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    03-13-2019, 04:20 PM
    “She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.” ― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites
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    03-12-2019, 02:56 PM
    I meant was he factually wrong? The average IQ in Iraq is only 87. It's 98 in the US and look how many idiots we have here.
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    03-12-2019, 12:07 PM
    It took only about a decade of women voting to bring us the new deal. They vote more then men, and they vote against liberty in favor of what they see as security. They are the greatest threat to freedom and this country. They transform the world more and more every year with their liberal agendas. Now we have more than half the country wanting the US to adopt socialist policies thanks to liberals infecting the education system. I can't see how this will get better, only worse. It's not like we can tell them they can't vote anymore. I don't see men standing up to them either. Too many have been brainwashed and indoctrinated. If anything, men are becoming more complacent. What will it take for men to say enough is enough? This bill won't even be enough for men in Georgia to get this insane woman thrown out of office. You know damn well any man that introduced legislation as equally anti female as this bill is anti Male, would be out of a job by the end of the day. This obviously applies to women in general not as individuals. There are plenty of liberty loving females, but they are just a drop in the bucket.
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    03-11-2019, 05:32 PM
    Well, she does sound disabled...
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    03-11-2019, 03:41 PM
    It wasn't cold today and I thought it would turn out to be a nice day when the clouds burned off but they didn't burn and it ended up raining. I sold a swim cover up to someone in Minnesota. I figured it was Danke buying something for his wayward woman to keep her warm because the person tried low balling me several times. Cheap ass... I worked at the bar today. It was really slow. I ended up killing time by writing haikus about my customers. I also wrote one for the stupid bartender who doesn't put slits in the lemons. I called that one Slit Fit and taped it to the fruit tray.
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    03-10-2019, 04:47 PM
    I watched another episode of Midsomer Murders last night. Who knew Church Choral competitions were so brutal? :eek:
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    03-09-2019, 09:45 AM
    Of course it is.
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    03-08-2019, 11:12 PM
    That'll make stuff grow.
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