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  • Suzanimal's Avatar
    08-30-2018, 06:38 PM
    I've BEEN BUSIER THAN A ONE LEGGED MAN IN AN ASS KICKIN' CONTEST! Sorry about the yelling i was in the LIFESKILLS thread. Anyway, i"ve been doing very well. Since mid July (and with minimal effort) I've made almost 1000.00. Hell-to the-yeah!!! on top of that, I got a real jerb today and Mr A didn't object!!! I was sittin there drunk at his friend's bar (just opened a new location near our house) makin' friends with customers and his friend offered me a jerb. I took it. Poor Mr A didn't have time to object between shots of Knob Creek. Seriously, I left with a t-shirt and an apron. I'm the new waitress and I start tomorrow at 10am.:cool: I actually worked with this guy back in the the day and he used to say that I moved like I was on skates. He said I was one of the best waitresses he's ever worked with. I thought he was only saying that because I convinced the old man named Jerry at the bar to buy me a shot but when I told him I would like to work, he took me in the office and let me pick out my t-shirt. I went home with a baseball t-shit (I didn't like the girl shirts, they were like Hooters shirts and I don't have the hooters to make it work:questionsmerk: I can wear shorts though and I've still got nice legs for a lady my age) and an apron. I'm so happy and proud of myself. I know it sounds lame but I love being a server waitress (I don't like the word server - too formal. I'm more of a y'all sit tight we're gonna have fun kinda waitress) and I'm good at it. Like, really good. Oddly, I hated bartending. IMO, the best recipe for making money is a knowledgeable guy on the bar and eye candy on the floor. Most regular bar customers are men and they like a guy they can talk guy stuff with - I'm not being sexist. Trust me, I can talk guy shit with the best of them BUT I recognize that a lot of men don't like hearing a girl talking shit the way I do. I do it here and I do it with people who know me well but IRL, especially when it comes to making money, I know when not to make vag jokes - most of the time. Plus, I was promised the day off for my birthday club meeting(I have the same birthday as a few girls who work for Mr A and we formed a birthday club where he has to drive us to clubs and pay the tab:tears:) and my end of summer/ birthday party (my real birthday is September 29th but my party is on September 30th). Not many shopping days left. I'm so happy - actually, it's weird. I'm ecstatic but also sad. I found out I'm going to be a great aunt again and the mother is the daughter of my crazy ass brother who recently passed. I feel like I have to be extra crazy ass so the kid knows him through me. He was the coolest guy in the world and I think of him every day. I know I call him crazy ass but it's a term of endearment. Imagine a trailer with pool, a tent to cover the Mercedes, a water tank (for the Apocalypse) and a bunch of PODs storage buildings for his gun attachments ALL in the front yard of the trailer. o_O :tears: That was my brother. He was the (second - my dad was the first) most true to himself person I've ever had the privilege of knowing. I'm not bragging but my one great niece says I'm the greatest great aunt and I'm her number one gurl.:cool: This one's gonna love me too and since her mom is named after me she or he has to love me the most. Gawd I hope it's a girl and she's named after me. My niece only has my middle name but the world needs more Suzanimals, IMO. I'm going to put in for it now before they pick a weird name that's spelled wrong. WTF's up with people giving their stupid names? I have a niece named Shea, like shea butter. I don't get it. Back to my true calling...my son made me a logo so I could brand muhself. Poor Mr A tried but he didn't listen to what I wanted and made some artsy shit. It was too complicated for the average Posher and it didn't have pink or sparkles in it. WTF? SMDH.. that man. Pink and black with gold sparkles is a winning color scheme but he did some black...
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    08-30-2018, 04:30 PM
    LINK YOUR BLOG!!! I WILL TELL PEOPLES HOW WRITES YOU R'S. :)
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    08-27-2018, 09:58 PM
    My bad taste is far less offensive than the things McCain did.
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    08-27-2018, 12:27 AM
    Oh goodness... the Texan is STILL trolling?
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    08-25-2018, 08:03 AM
    Five Star Post :check:
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  • Suzanimal's Avatar
    08-24-2018, 06:18 PM
    What kind of self respecting cannibal wouldn't serve their first meal with fava beans and a nice chianti?
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    08-24-2018, 02:55 PM
    RIP Champagne wishes and caviar dreams...
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    08-24-2018, 05:02 AM
    If Mr A buys my tampons and it's pretty obvious he doesn't belong in the harpoon aisle. Tampax boxes are blue if the colors are triggering. :rolleyes: And if all that is too much, there's this thing called the internets where you can have them shipped right to your door and you can avoid all the judgement, pink boxes, and skinny white women.
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  • Suzanimal's Avatar
    08-22-2018, 09:43 PM
    I love Wayne Goss tutorials. His GRWM (get ready with me) is a bit weird, though.
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    08-22-2018, 06:47 PM
    Do something Danke!
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  • Suzanimal's Avatar
    08-22-2018, 10:15 AM
    END. THE. FED.
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    08-21-2018, 08:18 PM
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    08-21-2018, 06:15 PM
    No words... http://www.newser.com/story/263621/chanel-announces-new-mens-makeup-line.html
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    08-21-2018, 02:06 PM
    Awesome!!!
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  • Suzanimal's Avatar
    08-21-2018, 01:54 PM
    I peed the bed once but I think it was that last shot of Jager that did it. Have you noticed it's always the last shot? I woke up one day with a bad hangover and told Mr A I shouldn't have had that last shot and he told me I would've been fine with just the last one, it was the four I had before it that really did me in.
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    08-21-2018, 01:10 PM
    Suzanimal replied to a thread Eco-sexuals in Open Discussion
    First time they get poison ivy in their one of their holes or rabies they'll stop screwing mother nature.
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    08-21-2018, 01:08 PM
    Suzanimal replied to a thread Eco-sexuals in Open Discussion
    This is how the zombie apocalypse will start. "earthly inhabitants" ? Are talking about critters and plants?:eek:
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    08-21-2018, 11:50 AM
    Working on emptying out the freezer. Mr A and #1 son are having some Italian sausage stuffed poblanos and number two son and I are having crab cakes and a small lobster tail.
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  • Suzanimal's Avatar
    08-21-2018, 11:47 AM
    I had a sale everyday last week but it felt slow. Maybe because I'm just getting faster at it or maybe it's because I didn't work very hard at it last week. Tuesday I was gone all day with Mr A. Mr Big Spender took me on a date day to the Food Show (free) and a Liquor tasting (free). The liquor tasting was hosted by United Distributors and a guy I've known since I was a teenager is a big wig in the company. Anyway, he was at the tasting and asked me if this was Mr Big Spender's version of date night. He loves to bust my husband's chops about being cheap, lol. I also met some of the big guys with Bacari and they talked me into doing shots of some spicy rum. That was not one of the best decisions I've ever made. I went sourcing Sunday and found a bunch of new with tags stuff from Ann Taylor. I also found a really cute top for me - new with tags. It's red. It's hard for me to find a red that looks good on me and this is the right shade. Mr A said I could keep it if I got rid of 3 other cute tops.:tears: I also bought a Wonder Bra new with tags. It was a C cup but it looked pretty full of stuffing so I thought it would work but it didn't. I was so bummed. I thought my cup would run over but they were only half full. :questionsmerk: On the bright side, I can sell it to a woman who doesn't even need a volumizer bra. *bitch* Back to the drawing board for me.
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  • Suzanimal's Avatar
    08-21-2018, 11:30 AM
    Money backed by titties. I like it. I can call them Bon-Binis.
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  • Suzanimal's Avatar
    08-21-2018, 10:03 AM
    Aruba. I love it there and, if I could, I'd buy the island and rename it Suzanistan. I would keep the word Bon-bini, though. The whole time I was there (2 weeks), I had no idea what Bon-bini meant but I liked so I called everything a Bon-bini. Poor Mr A got sick of me asking if I could stick stuff in his bon-bini. :tears: When we went, we stayed at the Aruba Sonesta Beach Resort and I highly recommend it. It's not on the beach but they have a private island they shuttle you to via boat that's topless. Mr A loved it. He's short and all those Dutch women are tall so it put their titties right in his face.
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    08-21-2018, 09:55 AM
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to tod evans again.
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    08-21-2018, 09:54 AM
    You posted that in the pic thread, not me. Ya back hole.
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