Yesterday, 02:27 PM
Congratulations Suzanimal!
Based on your application, your new, very important profession under the Green New Deal will be Window Breaker-Fixer and your new salary will be $148,733/yr.
Window Breaker-Fixer: $148,733/yr Common
Because Keynesian Economics is a totally respectable field of study, it is proven that to generate wealth, all we as a people have to do is repeatedly break windows and then fix them. We estimate that for every 10 window breaker-fixers, we will generate enough money to cover the livelihoods of 93.7 normal American adults. Thus we will quickly be able to sustain the entire economy in no time. If detractors ever try to claim that the rewards of socialism do not have a reliable funding source to continually pay for all the promises, simply educate them about broken windows.
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