04-25-2016, 05:25 PM
I'll go be the 1 cop in that town...since I'm the only paid cop in this town. I'm totally taking the MRAP mudding.
And I'm gonna do lots of training with the grenade launchers and 50 cals we got for "free" from the federal government. I'll do all said training after drinking at the local dive bar with the general populace.
I'll also be smoking huge blunts while mudding in said MRAP...
They have all those things right? I'm qualified I'm sure, I mean I look qualified. :)