I'm Bob Wiley.
I'd rather walk up 50 flights of stairs rather than take the elevator.
My fear is getting stuck in an elevator. For days on end.
Like this guy:
But with the added fun of being in there with a bunch of strangers.
Let the cables snap at that point. It would be a relief.
Xylitol. (For the reasons listed above by others.)
I normally buy this brand because it's made in the USA and from birch instead of corn: