11-30-2016, 11:40 PM
One of the employees was probably that pot brownie cop from years ago. He finally got a job at CVS. He's still getting high off of pot brownies and he's still easily freaked out.
:)"Excuse me, where can I find the sliced cheese?"
:confused: "Sliced cheese..? um. we don't have sliced cheese, sir." omg. sliced cheese??? what? I think this guy is going to kill us.
:("Hello police? I think this cheese guy is trying to kill us. Time is going by really, really, really slow. Please send rescue. I think we're dying. We're dead."
<Other employee mumbling incoherently in the background.>