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    Today, 07:36 AM
    My favorite: A baker hires a young female assistant who likes to wear very short skirts and a thong. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the assistant and then at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely. The girl nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man, standing almost directly beneath her, gets an excellent view just as he planned. Once she comes down he says he should get two loaves, as he is having company for dinner. As the girl retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on.
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    09-22-2018, 10:47 PM
    LIFESKILL: MADE ONE OF THESE- https://pickfreshfoods.com/blueberry-mango-smoothie/ Suzanimal MIGHT LIKE IT. IT'S A RATHER HANDY LIFESKILL.
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    09-21-2018, 11:20 PM
    I fully expect all the people who defended neonatal male genital mutilation in the circumcision threads to defend this as well for most of the same reasons.
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    09-21-2018, 10:46 PM
    LIFESKILLS-MADE NEW BATCH OF ZUCCHINI HASH BROWNS, BANDAGING A TINY BUT ANNOYING CUT AND PUTTING NEOSPORIN ON IT, THROWING OUT ROTTEN VEGGIES, ORDERING EQUIPMENT #LIFESKILLS
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    09-21-2018, 08:39 PM
    HB lacks a vagina, d00d...
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    09-21-2018, 07:29 PM
    An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she necessitated medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her vagina and was unable to retrieve it for 96 hours. Salma Briant, 39, claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amount to $1,168,000 and that she has suffered from severe psychological distress because of the whole ordeal. Briant said she first inserted the cell phone inside her vagina as a dare from one of her friends but quickly realized that the phone would not come out. “I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode inside of me, just for fun, but it soon turned out to be a nightmare,” she told judge Andrew Peterson in tears. Attorney Jim McAfee’s claims his client was forced to undergo a cesarean section to remove the cell phone because of the atypical shape of her pelvis and had no insurance at the time. “Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court. A Samsung spokesman said they would not comment on this case at this moment but explained that an out-of-court settlement was still an option on the table. Apple faced a similar lawsuit in 2014 after a man had attempted to swallow fourteen iPhones and ended up in the emergency room for mercury poisoning. Apple was eventually forced to legally specify that their products were not fit for human consumption and the man was conceded an undisclosed amount of money.
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  • heavenlyboy34's Avatar
    09-20-2018, 12:14 AM
    This week's homily is up :D
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  • Todd's Avatar
    09-19-2018, 02:48 PM
    He's been active on Fedbook...
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  • heavenlyboy34's Avatar
    09-19-2018, 02:45 PM
    This is exciting! :D IDR fire being so upset about pitbulls in the old days, tho. Interesting... http://dangerousmother.com/pigpitbull.html 80 Kg wild pig beats 4 pitbull dogs Video.. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=24d_1409099554 A 200 Kg wild pig had killed eight pitbull dogs. This 200 Kg wild pig is alive and lives in forest of USA. It must have mated several times. This story is given by Hunters. Little dog chases away thief video
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  • Todd's Avatar
    09-19-2018, 06:21 AM
    Since Henson and Oz both gave them life and say they were not gay....who do we believe.
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  • heavenlyboy34's Avatar
    09-18-2018, 07:52 PM
    A-yup. Read the "Politics Of Obedience: Discourse On Voluntary Servitude". (People like poor Swordsmyth, et al are exactly the poor willing serfs Boetie writes about in there, btw)
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    09-18-2018, 06:41 PM
    Happy belated birthday! :D This got buried when I was here Monday. :/ ZUM GEBURTSTAG VIEL GLUCK! С ДНЕМ РОЖДЕННИЯ!
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    09-15-2018, 09:22 PM
    I've been there. It's pretty spectacular. Very American.
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  • Todd's Avatar
    09-15-2018, 07:44 AM
    Yah.....I guess the only thing that is unpredictable is his disposition, but based on actually moving forward on issues he ran on, I do think he's fairly consistent compared to the other buffoons we've had. He's is definitely the more consistent buffoon.
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  • heavenlyboy34's Avatar
    09-14-2018, 05:00 PM
    I WANT TO BELIEVE...but it doesn't seem quite stylistically correct to be a true fire11 post. :(
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