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Quote Originally Posted by Dr.3D View Post
Wait a minute. I thought Canada was a gun free zone.
It is, and shall be forevermore. This is just another conspiracy theory by conspiracy nuts intended to foment dissatisfaction with Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!). Any photos were Photoshopped. Any video was CGI'd. It's all a plot to discredit Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!), whose Perfect Beneficence, Perfect Knowledge, and Infinitely Perfect Skill have lead Canada to a state of Perfect Existence wherein Happiness, Joy, and Healthcare are... well, Perfect. Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!) has welded the people into the Great One where all are Equal and Useful to Society, to which all owe their fealty and obedience no matter how Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!) might specify it.

But there is an evil (boo hiss) afoot upon the snows (for land is not within foot's ready reach, save during our 17 1/2 minutes of summer that we enjoy almost every year) which would have you believe that Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!) is wrong when, in its endless mercy, it mercilessly forced its Perfect Will upon all at the threat of guns that only Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!) is smart and good and certified enough to safely and righteously possess. Do not fall for the lies of the eville (boo hiss). Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!) loves everyone... equally and fairly, and provides for everyone for FREE. Never forget that your life comes for free and that it is because only Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!) can provide it, that being part of the Magic of Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!). The eville (boo hiss) hates everyone and everything, especially your happiness and your freedom, for you are free only when you are part of the Great, Equal, and Fair Collective. You may be a small and insignificant cog in the Great Machinery of Collective Existence, but you are nevertheless taken care of - fed, clothed, housed, drugged, and allowed to engage in any perversion of the sexual function you choose. The eville (boo hiss) wants to take that all away from you; to fool you into denying yourself your Evolutionary Rights by rebelling against Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!). DO NOT DO IT!, for Government Almighty loves you even though you are so small, frail, weak, lacking, insignificant, and not quite pulling your weight for the Collective. But being Perfectly Loving and Benign, Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!) forgives you your gross insufficiency and provides all your needs anyhow. You should be grateful. You MUST be, for The Law demands it of you! Show your appreciation of your great Mother Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!) and work with Her (ALL HAIL!) to root out the eville (boo hiss) and destroy it.

See something?

Say something.

But do not act, for only Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!) has the authority to do that. Just drop the Canadian dime and wait. You will see how the Perfection of Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!) takes care of business for YOUR sake because, unworthy as you are, you are nevertheless loved and it is only the love of Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!) that makes your tiny little life possible and without which you would snuff it like a birthday candle in a November Witch.

All is well in the Great White North. Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!) admonishes ye mundanes move along before Government Almighty (ALL HAIL!) thumps ye but good, for your own good. There is nothing here to see.

You're welcome, and forget not who butters your bread. Or else.
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