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When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the forum bands which have bound them to an incorrigible spammer, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Ron Paul posters are created equal, but sure as hell don't behave equal.
--That they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of enjoyable meme threads.
--That to secure these rights, moderation must be instituted over the picture thread, deriving its just powers from the exigency at hand,
--That whenever any asshat forum user becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the moderator to restrict or to abolish him, and to institute new threads or blogs, laying their foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their meme posting enjoyment.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Meme Threads long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that RPF users are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the asshat spammer who is $#@!ting all over the B.P.E.

But when a long train of completely content-free spam achieves a usurpation, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute denial-of-service Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to cast-off such $#@! users and to provide new Guards for their future meme enjoyment.

Such has been the patient sufferance of Ron Paul Forum users; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former habits of meme-thread participation.

IT IS HEREBY WITH WHICH WE solemly declare the creation of the
No Spam Picture Thread
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Rules:
1) No links to pics hosted on evil globalist hosts. No Facebook, Twitter, Youtube.
2) No links on to pics on hosts that disappear after a few days.
3) No links to javascript remote-code execution. Pictures are either a gif, jpg, webp or png.
4) No gratuitous nudity. No porn. No scat. No gore.
5) No pic approval for any user who has destroyed RPF meme threads in the past.
Qualifying pictures will be approved once per day.
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    Updated 12-15-2022 at 06:13 AM by merkelstan
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