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Patriot0811
01-21-2008, 11:21 PM
-You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if you groan in disgust every time Giuliani is mentioned.

-You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if you're on this forum 3/4's of the day.

-You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you begin to beg strangers to look
up Ron Paul.

-You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you begin to have dreams about converting others.

-you know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you create forums for the sole purpose of making fun of other candidates.

-you know you're a Ron Paul supporter when half your paycheck goes towards donations.

heh, keep em comin:D

Deborah K
01-21-2008, 11:24 PM
ROFL!!! Those are good.

ronpaulfan
01-21-2008, 11:25 PM
-you know you're a Ron Paul supporter if someone types a very long message which rambles on for quite a length of time (not saying very much) and somehow, the meaningless vacuous void of whatever doesn't discourage you from reading all the long way to the very end of the post.

yongrel
01-21-2008, 11:26 PM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you have dozens of Ron Paul bumper stickers, but no car.

bcreps85
01-21-2008, 11:26 PM
"-You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you begin to have dreams about converting others."

Sadly, that actually happened. I never remember much detail about my dreams, just basic overviews for the most part, but I woke up and the first thought in my head was "no fucking way...are you serious!?"...

-You know your a Ron Paul supporter if instead of counting actual sheep, you count people who buy into the MSM hype as you try to sleep.

Myerz
01-21-2008, 11:28 PM
- Your wife wants to kill because you won't shut-up about Ron Paul.....

( Don't get her wrong, she likes him........ I love him......she's just jealous.) :)

Myerz
01-21-2008, 11:30 PM
- you can't see out your back window anymore because it's plastered in Ron Paul decals and bumper stickers!

Xonox
01-21-2008, 11:32 PM
-You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you begin to have dreams about converting others.
I had a dream last night that Google censored Dr. Paul... more of a nightmare really.

humanic
01-21-2008, 11:33 PM
I had a dream last night that I woke up and we were already at 5 million. Sad.

Constitution Supporter
01-21-2008, 11:33 PM
You know your a Ron Paul supporter if after watching youtubes of him speak you get so excited you have trouble falling to sleep.

moostraks
01-21-2008, 11:34 PM
okay...honest one here...when your three year old draws pictures of her family and remembers she has to draw Ron Paul...Lol!!! That was my next to the youngest child Sophee who did this....Yes this really happened!!!

ronpaulfan
01-21-2008, 11:35 PM
- You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you're broke, rent is overdue, the world economies are all crashing, the NYSE is bracing for the single-worst day in the last 30 years.....and you still donate $$$ to the Ron Paul campaign :)

pinkmandy
01-21-2008, 11:36 PM
LMAO. I dreamed the other night that everyone turned into zombies except for RP supporters. President Paul let us all stay at the White House for safety from the masses.

Prophetic on many levels I think. :D

prlgrl
01-21-2008, 11:36 PM
- Your wife wants to kill because you won't shut-up about Ron Paul.....

( Don't get her wrong, she likes him........ I love him......she's just jealous.) :)

Your husband wants to kill you because he just checked the account online and says, 'you donated again!?'

(I think he's jealous, too.)

yongrel
01-21-2008, 11:38 PM
your dog had "RP" shaved onto his body

texasbelle
01-21-2008, 11:49 PM
okay...honest one here...when your three year old draws pictures of her family and remembers she has to draw Ron Paul...Lol!!! That was my next to the youngest child Sophee who did this....Yes this really happened!!!

I love that! So cute! I talk about Ron Paul and this election so much that my 3 year old knows the GOP candidates and can say them by name!! (well except thompson & hunter cause they never come up in the convos) I need to get it on video. Heck half the citizens in the apathetic country can't name them but my almost 4 yr old daughter can..

You know you are a Ron Paul Supporter when you have Ronsomnia , literally I have insomnia from thinking about Ron Paul.

You know you are a Ron Paul supporter when you are talking to your spouse and you say "I know I always talk about Ron Paul but....." at least 100x a day.

Swearengen
01-21-2008, 11:49 PM
- You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you're a guy and your friends call Ron Paul your "72 year-old boyfriend"!

liberty_Forever
01-21-2008, 11:50 PM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if you believe in the three 'G's ...

God, Guns, and Gold.

yongrel
01-21-2008, 11:51 PM
- You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you're a guy and your friends call Ron Paul your "72 year-old boyfriend"!

I got a shirt for christmas that said "Gay for Pay" on the front, and on the back there was a picture of ron paul with the words "Paid in Liberty" beneath it.

jlaker
01-21-2008, 11:58 PM
- Your wife wants to kill because you won't shut-up about Ron Paul.....

( Don't get her wrong, she likes him........ I love him......she's just jealous.) :)

I think that's where I'm at with my boyfriend. He thinks I'm crazy but I got him to register and he is voting for Ron Paul Febuary 5. I told him if he didn't I would never marry him. LOL. :D

daniroyer
01-22-2008, 12:04 AM
From my husband:

"You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when your name is Eric and they call you 'Ron Paul' at work."


And from me:

You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when people, who refer to your car as "that Ron Paul car", use your car a landmark.

prlgrl
01-22-2008, 12:09 AM
- You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you're a guy and your friends call Ron Paul your "72 year-old boyfriend"!

ROTFL!

CaliforniaGold
01-22-2008, 12:14 AM
You know you are a Ron Paul Supporter if you can't pull yourself away from watching the Moneybomb total on the computer to go to a Ron Paul Meetups group! LOL

This happened to me tonight. I was almost late because I couldn't bear to leave until we reached our goal!

Buffalo Bruce
01-22-2008, 12:15 AM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you wake up at 4am and can't go back to sleep because your mind keeps playing a tune from a Ron Paul YouTube video.

Jamsie 567
01-22-2008, 12:18 AM
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Bigvick
01-22-2008, 12:19 AM
You know your a Ron Paul supporter if you set your desktop's wallpaper to a picture of Ron Paul.. :)

LBennett76
01-22-2008, 12:20 AM
-You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if you write things about Ron Paul on your 8 year old's lunch sacks.

-You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if the aforementioned 8 year old knows so much about Ron Paul that he tells all his teachers about him.

My son's teacher told him she had never heard of him, and my son has since been educating her. :)

ConstitutionGal
01-22-2008, 12:23 AM
You're know you're a Ron Paul supporter when your 8 year old son ask for a Ron Paul t-shirt for Christmas so he can 'match' mom when we go shopping!

You're know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you stop worrying about what all those Ron Paul magnetic signs are doing to the paint on your car!

mrchubbs
01-22-2008, 12:24 AM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if....

You wonder if Jeff Foxworthy is going to endorse Ron Paul.

Enjoy.

nodope0695
01-22-2008, 12:25 AM
- You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if you look forward to payday so you can donate to the campaign BEFORE you pay any bills.

- You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you walk into a room and all the people in there yell, "RON PAUL!" (that actually happens when I walk into the engine bay at the volunteer fire station where I'm a member).

nodope0695
01-22-2008, 12:28 AM
You know your a Ron Paul supporter if you know what FUCK YOU FRANK means!

LMAO...hell yeah!!!

I'll give one too: FUCK YOU FRANK!!!!

slamhead
01-22-2008, 12:28 AM
I have never created a forum...but other than that..thats me.

jabrownie
01-22-2008, 12:31 AM
I had a dream last night that Google censored Dr. Paul... more of a nightmare really.

This is actually true; I had a dream last night where I was in a small convenience store trying to explain monetary policy to an MSM zombie woman using those tiny powdered donuts.

tarabyte
01-22-2008, 12:37 AM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if you type his name so much that you start using RP instead.

You know you're a RP supporter if you spend hours watching youtube videos, and then spend time arguing with and trying to convert anyone who watches the videos to voting for RP.

You know you're an RP supporter if the only person you know who hasn't been convinced to vote for him is going for Kuchinich.

You know you're an RP supporter if you dream about The Widget.

Kludge
01-22-2008, 12:39 AM
You're reading a "You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if" thread when finals start tomorrow and you haven't even done your homework after having a 3 day weekend and it's 2 AM.

yongrel
01-22-2008, 12:41 AM
You're reading a "You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if" thread when finals start tomorrow and you haven't even done your homework after having a 3 day weekend and it's 2 AM.

Goddammit. I have my anthropology final tomorrow. I should probably start my paper.

tarabyte
01-22-2008, 12:42 AM
When you don't get any work done on primary days because you're busy refreshing three or four live feeds simultaneously to get as close to real-time election results as possible.

driller80545
01-22-2008, 12:43 AM
You know that you are a Ron Paul supporter when your family no longer invites you to dinner.

dagnybell
01-22-2008, 12:48 AM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you've stayed up until 4 AM reading these forums and watching YouTube videos regardless of the fact that the next day is a work day...

You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if you've ever shed tears watching a RP video on YouTube...

You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if you point out Ron Paul signs to your 4-year-old son and he says "Mommy, why haven't we made any signs for Ron Paul? We should do that!"

You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if when you're on the computer, the same 4-year-old son says "Mommy, are you doing Ron Paul for the Long Haul again?"

yongrel
01-22-2008, 12:49 AM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter with poor time management skills when you're going to fail your anthropology final exam tomorrow because you read forums instead of studying.

rmholla
01-22-2008, 12:53 AM
You know you are a Ron Paul supporter when you start asking everybody if they have ever read the Constitution.

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tarabyte
01-22-2008, 12:56 AM
You know you are a Ron Paul supporter when you start asking everybody if they have ever read the Constitution.

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You know you're a RP supporter when you suddenly become motivated to not only read the constitution but all of the wikipedia articles related to the constitution.

dt_
01-22-2008, 01:03 AM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you come onto these forums asking for help in convincing someone to vote for Ron Paul. :P

gerryb
01-22-2008, 01:06 AM
"
-You know your a Ron Paul supporter if instead of counting actual sheep, you count people who buy into the MSM hype as you try to sleep.

QFT

Rhys
01-22-2008, 01:11 AM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when your clients are being put on the back burner cause "you got something to do for the grassroots." (are you high? lol)

JeffersonAndLiberty
01-22-2008, 01:16 AM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when every time someone tells you their problems you try to convince them that it's Ben Bernanke's fault.

sidster
01-22-2008, 01:17 AM
How about you are a guy wearing a "I <3 Ron Paul!" shirt standing at an
intersection and a blonde girl in the passenger seat of a a truck trying to
make a right-hand turn looks at your in a very confused manner and finally
has to ask you "Who's Ron Paul?" :D

Of course you try to explain to her who Ron Paul is in the few seconds that
you have before the truck completes its right-hand turn....

True story... I sh!t you not! =)

Rhys
01-22-2008, 01:21 AM
How about you are a guy wearing a "I <3 Ron Paul!" shirt standing at an
intersection and a blonde girl in the passenger seat of a a truck trying to
make a right-hand turn looks at your in a very confused manner and finally
has to ask you "Who's Ron Paul?" :D

Of course you try to explain to her who Ron Paul is in the few seconds that
you have before the truck completes its right-hand turn....

True story... I sh!t you not! =)

You really talked to a girl?!?!

:p jk

RonRules
01-22-2008, 02:18 AM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when Google flags you for abuse.

Mopsus
01-22-2008, 02:49 AM
You know that you are a Ron Paul supporter when you have to correct your 4 year old son that "Yes he's a doctor just not Dr. Paul" during his pediatrician's exam.

You know you are a Ron Paul supporter when you scream at the TV "Those motherf@ckers....shake your head and then scream where the f*ck is the mention of Ron Paul?!!" Of course you are alone in the room.

yongrel
01-22-2008, 02:50 AM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you've trained your dog to bark when he hears the word "Fiat."

fmontez
01-22-2008, 02:53 AM
I had a dream last night that Google censored Dr. Paul... more of a nightmare really.

maybe not, seems to be getting harder to find the best, newest RP videos.

fj45lvr
01-22-2008, 02:59 AM
if you get nausea everytime hillary or obama mention "change" and "hope".

liberty_Forever
01-22-2008, 03:04 AM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if you get chills when you hear the words CFR.

yaz
01-22-2008, 03:06 AM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you name your children: Ron, Carol, and Paul.

Azprint
01-22-2008, 03:12 AM
When you live in Canada, but know American constitution better then yours >.>

Ara825
01-22-2008, 03:19 AM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you decide to donate your tax refund to the campaign.

texasbelle
01-22-2008, 03:52 AM
You know your a Ron Paul supporter when you are on these boards at 4am!! :) :cool::cool::p

Mopsus
01-22-2008, 03:59 AM
You know your a Ron Paul supporter when you are on these boards at 4am!! :) :cool::cool::p

Nailed it sister! :)

fj45lvr
01-22-2008, 03:59 AM
when you know the term "blackout" doesn't refer to electricity

rrcamp
01-22-2008, 04:09 AM
Last night I had a dream.. where I was stuck in the back of a school bus with Romney ... and I was debating economic policy with him...

I think I need help :-(

Kludge
01-22-2008, 04:14 AM
Last night I had a dream.. where I was stuck in the back of a school bus with Romney ... and I was debating economic policy with him...

I think I need help :-(

You sleep? Noob. My red eyes, unruly hair and upper respiratory infection show just how dedicated I am to the campaign. People will vote for Ron Paul just because of my devotion to continue putting up signs!

Conza88
01-22-2008, 04:51 AM
You sleep? Noob. My red eyes, unruly hair and upper respiratory infection show just how dedicated I am to the campaign. People will vote for Ron Paul just because of my devotion to continue putting up signs!

LOL!:D

kaleidoscope eyes
01-22-2008, 05:21 AM
...when you first found out about RP, you flipped up and down through all the MSM newschannels ALL day, searching for news of RP... now you can't even stand to watch ANY of them for any reason because now you know how crooked and manipulative they can be.

...you now only DVR Washington Journal on C-Span and skip through most of it just waiting to hear a call about Ron Paul! :D

jrich4rpaul
01-22-2008, 05:37 AM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you've donated more than what you spent on an engagement ring.

kaleidoscope eyes
01-22-2008, 06:30 AM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you've donated more than what you spent on an engagement ring.
Doh! LOL

You must have an understanding fiance?

texasbelle
01-22-2008, 02:42 PM
Last night I had a dream.. where I was stuck in the back of a school bus with Romney ... and I was debating economic policy with him...

I think I need help :-(

It sounds more like a nightmare!! ;) If you debate economic policy in your dreams then you may need help or a really good sleeping pill! ;)

LynnB
01-22-2008, 02:47 PM
-You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if you can spot an RP yard sign, banner or bumper sticker from a mile away.
-... if you have insomnia, and you welcome it, because you have more time on the forum.

JenaS62
01-22-2008, 02:50 PM
"-You know you're a Ron Paul supporter when you begin to have dreams about converting others."

Sadly, that actually happened. I never remember much detail about my dreams, just basic overviews for the most part, but I woke up and the first thought in my head was "no fucking way...are you serious!?"...

-You know your a Ron Paul supporter if instead of counting actual sheep, you count people who buy into the MSM hype as you try to sleep..



I had a Ron Paul dream last night. Very weird.

Theocrat
01-22-2008, 03:11 PM
You know you're a Ron Paul supporter if you support Ron Paul (https://www.ronpaul2008.com/donate/). :D

2young2vote
01-22-2008, 03:12 PM
You know you are a Ron Paul fan when you decide to give a slim jim to your socialist teacher then laugh as the teacher tries to defeat Rons positions.

zr4
01-22-2008, 03:41 PM
When your boss flys Romney somewhere, and you wern't excited for him. My boss is a pilot for Continental, and owns a retail business also.

priest_of_syrinx
01-22-2008, 03:50 PM
-When you own the Anti-Federalist Papers AND the Federalist Papers to aid you in arguments.
-You can't wait to take economics and government classes so you can school some idiots.
-Your teachers and parents sometimes jokingly call you Ron Paul.
-Your worst nightmares include looking in the mirror with a lump on your face like an Arizona senator, being paralyzed with a Massachusetts governor sitting on the end of your bed, and an Arkansas governor teaching one of your classes.

EDITED to say that #4 doesn't apply to me. ;)