The Ron Paul Girl, Now Listed as Missing

[michaelwise]

The Ron Paul Girl was last seen on July 4th 2007. A nationwide search is now underway for information on the where-abouts of the Ron Paul Girl. Was foul play involved? Helicopters and volunteer search crews have been dispatched in the search for The Missing Ron Paul Girl. If you have any information on the where-abouts of the Ron Paul Girl, Please contact us at; http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=9707

[nullvalu]

terrible, but effective. :P

[guerillaeffect]

Is there a website of what she looks like? We don't even have a clue who she is.

[Mom4Ron]

I thought this was his girl http://p.vtourist.com/867298-LADY_LIBERTY-New_York_City.jpg

aside from Lady Liberty, I think LadyJade3 is likely the official unofficial Ron Paul girl. :D

[LibertyEagle]

aside from Lady Liberty, I think LadyJade3 is likely the official unofficial Ron Paul girl. :D

yup

[foofighter20x]

I think we need to gently coax the eldest, single grand-daughter of Dr Paul into doing a bikini shoot...

She can be the Ron Paul Girl ;)

[LibertyEagle]

LOL! Do you think Dr. Paul (grandpa) would like that idea? hhmmm..... I'm doubting it. ;)

[michaelwise]

The Ron Paul Girl was last spotted at the Google Rally, but has not been seen since.

[foofighter20x]

LOL! Do you think Dr. Paul (grandpa) would like that idea? hhmmm..... I'm doubting it. ;)

Hey... I'm sure he wouldn't object as long as she did it willingly. Free country, and all that jazz... :p ;)

[guerillaeffect]

Okay, now this makes sense. I thought there was some unofficial Ron Paul girl (human) that had really gone missing.

[michaelwise]

Okay, now this makes sense. I thought there was some unofficial Ron Paul girl (human) that had really gone missing.

The Ron Paul girl video was supposed to debut on the Republican Youtube debate, but she did not show up for the scheduled taping. Anyone with information on the where-abouts of the Ron Paul Girl, please contact us.

[nullvalu]

The Ron Paul girl video was supposed to debut on the Republican Youtube debate, but she did not show up for the scheduled taping. Anyone with information on the where-abouts of the Ron pal Girl, please contact us.

You should write up an article and submit it to The Spoof thespoof.com, they've done a number of entertaining Ron Paul "stories".. :)

[Scribbler de Stebbing]

Does she look like this? Or this?
http://www.vigorgraphics.net/_images/corprebrand/stpauliegirl.jpg

[foofighter20x]

I'ma go with #2.

[michaelwise]

The identity of the Ron Paul Girl has been kept under wraps, for maximum impact of the Ron Paul Girl video debut. However, due to extenuating circumstances, a missing persons report will be filed shortly.

[michaelwise]

A frantic search is now under way for the where=abouts of The Ron Paul Girl. Nancy Grace has been contacted for her help.

[foofighter20x]

A frantic search is now under way for the where=abouts of The Ron Paul Girl. Nancy Grace has been contacted for her help.

You mean she's come out of hiding after she media-convicted the Duke lacrosse players? :confused:

[foraneagle2]

Whoever she is, the people want her at
http://barelypolitical.com/

[michaelwise]

http://barelypolitical.com/


Which Girl do you want to see next?Ron Paul Girl (43%)
Gore Girl (29%)
Romney Girl (16%)
Nader Girl (13%)
Total Voters: 3,136

[Akus]

Wait, what happened to Rachel the Ron Paul chick?

[Syren123]

Yeah, Rachel gets my vote.

[michaelwise]

Does anyone know who the Ron Paul Girl might be?

[torchbearer]

Does anyone know who the Ron Paul Girl might be?

Jennifer?

[michaelwise]

Maybe we could get Max on the case to solve the mystery. Who is the Ron Paul Girl?

[Bluedevil]

It really should be the statue of liberty. That would make all the other candidates look low class- for using strippers to get votes.

[michaelwise]

The Ron Paul girl video was supposed to debut on the Republican Youtube debate, but she did not show up for the scheduled taping. Anyone with information on the where-abouts of the Ron Paul Girl, please contact us.

A frantic search is now underway.

[michaelwise]

Reports have surfaced that the Ron Paul Girl has been found. Information will be forthcoming.

[ghemminger]

I just saw the Obama-Guiliani girls dance thingee...Damn!!! Now I know was up w Obama and you tube..they ain't looking at his black boottee!

[michaelwise]

I just saw the Obama-Guiliani girls dance thingee...Damn!!! Now I know was up w Obama and you tube..they ain't looking at his black boottee!

My fantasy pick is the Go Daddy girl..Catch you tomorrow, got to get up and do some campaigning in the morning. Maybe I'll have a dream about the Go daddy girl.