The Ron Paul Perpetual Life Bomb

[tttar]

Who's with me:

I will voluntarily age by one day to make Ron Paul one day younger.

If we would all get together on this, we could make him 35 again by tomorrow.

We could then have him around forever.

Any ideas on implementation? I'm kinda drawing a blank on that one.

[emk]

Sorry, that's just creepy. :P

[Agent CSL]

What if someone assassinates him? :(

[tttar]

What if someone assassinates him? :(

Details, details! Stop it with the negativity, already!

...Ok, I've got it. We'd each take 1/14,000th of a bullet.

[Mini-Me]

What if someone assassinates him? :(

They won't if he makes his Vice President someone who they'll fear even more :D

[akijikan]

Wow dude, someone needs to revoke your keyboard.

[classicalscholar]

They won't if he makes his Vice President someone who they'll fear even more :D

Paul/Napolitano '08!

[ZzzImAsleep]

Details, details! Stop it with the negativity, already!

...Ok, I've got it. We'd each take 1/14,000th of a bullet.

I think I can manage that. I already have 1/2,000th of a knife jabbed in my side. :D

[constituent]

Paul/Napolitano '08!

the guy is on fox news...

i don't get the feeling they fear him.


why not just paint a ron paul picture and cast a spell on it so that
the picture ages but he doesn't?

i read that works somewhere.

[Xonox]

lol I think you people have been up too long. Go get some rest.

[Joe3113]

If we would all get together on this, we could make him 35 again by tomorrow.


If he was 35 we would have won the presidency by now.

I love those videos of him in his younger days, going on the attack.

Imagine 35 year-old Ron attacking Ghouliani and Insane McCain....AWESOME!

[werdd]

paul/ goldwater

[freedom-maniac]

They won't if he makes his Vice President someone who they'll fear even more :D

He, he. Kucinich.

[wgadget]

Who's with me:

I will voluntarily age by one day to make Ron Paul one day younger.

If we would all get together on this, we could make him 35 again by tomorrow.

We could then have him around forever.

Any ideas on implementation? I'm kinda drawing a blank on that one.

Sounds like some creepy 19th century novel I read once. The Picture of Dorian Gray, or something....

[Mahkato]

Ron Paul runs and bikes and just DOES a lot more every day than I do, and I'm less than half his age.

[arctica2]

Haha, didn't you guys hear about that group that claims to have cloned a human really recently? We could pay to have Dr. Paul cloned:D