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FreeTraveler
01-16-2008, 11:18 AM
The birds and bees are circling all the Presidential Flowers. They keep flitting from flower to flower as they decide one doesn't taste as good as they thought at first.

If one of the flowers is a Venus Flytrap, and grabs ALL the birds and bees that get too close, which plant grows the fastest?

How many ex-Paul supporters are there? Once you understand Dr. Paul's platform, the rest of the "flowers" all taste really bad.

This REALLY IS a war of attrition we're engaged in. The longer we support the good doctor, the more people who will hear his message and come to understand it. Those people will never go back to the fascist or socialist flowers.

They will know what they need, and seek it out religiously, or like a crack addict, depending on how you'd like to view it. :)

rollingpig
01-16-2008, 11:19 AM
I blimp this Theory

jupiter
01-16-2008, 11:39 AM
I agree that there are very few (if any) ex-Paul supporters, but as has been a continual problem, people may vote for someone else because they "stand a better chance of winning".

I know this doesn't make sense, but there seems to be a lot of people who are like that.

EvilNight
01-16-2008, 11:59 AM
We shouldn't worry about the "I only vote for a winner" guys. They'll end up on our side as soon as Paul starts to seem legitimate and turn into "I was planning to vote for Paul all along" guys. They don't understand or care about his platform (or indeed anyone's platform or politics in general), they blow in the wind and change on a whim.

I agree with the venus flytrap analogy. Paul is the only candidate that *makes you feel good* for supporting him.