WARNING: Osama Bin Laden Spotted in Sheboygan, Wisconsin Shopping Mall! [satire]

[Computer]

WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - NO AMERICAN IS SAFE

Osama Bin Laden could be anywhere in America right now. He might even be in your bedroom closet. Soccer moms from Eden Prairie, Minnesota may be particularly at risk.

We're going to need just a little of your civil liberties in order to protect you from Osama Bin Laden, known TERRORIST. Remember, the aim of a terrorist is to spread terror.

-Department of Homeland Security.

P.S. Iran has nukes and hates you if you're from Elkhorn, Nebraska, because they are jealous.

[alexa doherty]

Comedy thread? :D

[ChristopherJ]

A+ for the post title

C for post content :)

[Goldwater Conservative]

He's been undercover in the United States for years. It's time we take action and strip him of all the awards he's been given under false pretenses (although he does admittedly have "game").

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/SPECIALS/2001/trade.center/images/main.bin.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/w/S/pippen_s.jpg

[devil21]

He's been undercover in the United States for years. It's time we take action and strip him of all the awards he's been given under false pretenses (although he does admittedly have "game").

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/SPECIALS/2001/trade.center/images/main.bin.jpg


Hey! That looks like the parking deck! You might be on to something with this thread. Maybe he works at Boardwalk Fries?

[RockEnds]

Checked my closet. Bin Laden wasn't there. I did find William Kristol on an elevator a couple weeks ago. Ya just can't be too sure nowadays!

[evadmurd]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/SPECIALS/2001/trade.center/images/main.bin.jpg


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/08/01/PH2007080101279.jpg

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Mitt Romneys sideburns]

"I just saw a woman in full burka in HEB on Westheimer and Kirkwood. This depresses me to no end. I always want to go and ask them if they know they are not in the Middle East any more, that we don't do that in this country. But if I did, the woman would only get beaten by her husband if he saw her talking to an infidel. Last week, I saw a woman covered from head to toe, yet her spouse or minder or whoever, was wearing jeans and a plaid shirt. Looking around nervously, too, I noticed. I just kept my eyes on him, but nothing happened, they left the store. He could have been a suicide bomber, and I wouldn't be here right now."

[smartguy911]

"I just saw a woman in full burka in HEB on Westheimer and Kirkwood. This depresses me to no end. I always want to go and ask them if they know they are not in the Middle East any more, that we don't do that in this country. But if I did, the woman would only get beaten by her husband if he saw her talking to an infidel. Last week, I saw a woman covered from head to toe, yet her spouse or minder or whoever, was wearing jeans and a plaid shirt. Looking around nervously, too, I noticed. I just kept my eyes on him, but nothing happened, they left the store. He could have been a suicide bomber, and I wouldn't be here right now."

some women accept it and some don't. trust me some prefer to wear it. learn to respect cultures please.

to some, seeing a women who is barely covered is same level as a prostitute, whore, slut etc etc.

[Mitt Romneys sideburns]

some women accept it and some don't. trust me some prefer to wear it. learn to respect cultures please.

to some, seeing a women who is barely covered is same level as a prostitute, whore, slut etc etc.

You obviously didnt see the quotes. This actually came from the blog of Texas radio talk show host Pat Gray.