Are you a...

[johngr]

That's what that homeland security dude says you are if you don't want a national ID.

[VoluntaryMan]

That's what that homeland security dude says you are if you don't want a national ID.

I chose "illegal alien," because I don't recognize this country, anymore.

[CountryboyRonPaul]

I admit, I'm an illegal alien from Luxembourg....


All your base are belong to us!

[Andrew-Austin]

I'm an illegal alien. :x

[Cjays]

I'd say Illegal Alien so they'd leave me alone. :)

[johngr]

I said illegal alien so I can get SSI, free medical and education.

[CountryboyRonPaul]

I said illegal alien so I can get SSI, free medical and education.

That's true, I can't even get those as a citizen.

[RockEnds]

I chose con man, but con woman would be more accurate.

I'm adopted which means I'm not really who I say I am. My true identity was stolen by the government at birth. If I tell you who I really am, I am legally fraudulent. If I tell you who I legally am, I am morally fradulent. Either way, I'm pretty sure I best qualify as a con woman. :)

[Naraku]

I'm an illegal alien because I don't think I belong on this planet anymore.