Let's hire Beetlejuice!

[noztnac]

http://jollydwarf.com/html/merchandise.htm

http://www.lowmusic.addr.com/beetlejuice.jpg

http://jollydwarf.com/Web_Images/beetbillboard.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JklNc5DWPr8

For $40 we can write him a script and he'll record it. Then we can post it on youtube.

Think of the possibilities:

I'm Beetlejuice and I am voting for Mike Huckabee because one of his sons is in to porn and the other hanged a dog and tortured it.

or

I'm Beetlejuice and I like Giuliani because he gets down with the ladies even though he's married. Plus he wears a dress!

He also does personal appearances. I think it would be super cool to hire him to show up with strippers to Huckabee's next rally.

etc. etc.

[noztnac]

Lester "BeetleJuice" Green
SAG/AFTRA
Phone # 609-859-2637

Hair: Platinum Blonde/Other
Eyes: Brown
Height: 4'3''
Weight: 90 lbs.
FILM:

Scary Movie 2 BeetleJuice Keenon Wayans, Director
BubbleBoy Lil Zip Blair Hayes, Director
TELEVISION:

The Howard Stern Show Comic E!
Son of A Beach Beach Bum FX
Noreaga Rap Video Store Clerk MTV/BET
WCW Wrestling Pro Wrestler TNT
German Television BeetleJuice Documentary
CH. 9 News BeetleJuice UPN
Judge Mathis Show BeetleJuice UPN 9
Snoop Fizzle Televizzle Super Juice MTV2
Tough man Competition Boxer PayPerView
OTHER:

Beetlejuice Ring Tones
True Crime II For X-Box Starring Beetlejuice
True Crime II on X-Box& Playstation
Appears in high profile night clubs and events to entertain the audience.
Integral member of the rap group Smutt Peddlers: with Rawkus Labels
Stand up comedian at the Trump Marina in Atlantic City and BB Kings in NY.
Various Magazine Interviews and Front Cover Layouts

For more ihfo, call or email, Sean Rooney for availability: 609-735-1967

Beetlejuice's Representation
Sean Rooney @ Boos' Jolly Dwarf Inc.
Dave Williams @ Swarm Agency
Felicia De Lappe @ Eclipse Agency

[fireworks_god]

Whoa dude. :D

[noztnac]

Pretty out there eh? hahaha