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paulette
01-06-2008, 12:52 PM
I saw this on reddit:

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/1/6/25723/26527/751/431492




The Republican debates through a 9-year old's eyes (w/Poll)
by 8ackgr0und N015e
Sun Jan 06, 2008 at 01:59:36 AM PST

I've avoided the debates until now because I saw them as little more than exercises in media manipulation. This time, I wanted to watch the Republican debate just to hear the other candidates respond to Ron Paul. Unfortunately, I had a scheduling conflict so I asked a kid to take notes for me. As the debate began, I drew a quick seating chart of the candidates to help the kid keep track of who said what and then ran off. BTW - this is not snark. This is a straight rendition from a 9 year old. The only changes I made were for spelling errors (except the names).

It must have been more difficult thant I thought to keep track of all the new names. That's the only reason I can think of to explain why this reporter devised their own naming strategy to keep track of the candidates. Aside from that, it seems they got all the high points.

Follow me below the fold for the 9-years old rendition of a fight between Sarge, Wrinkles, Bunny Ears, Oily, Beagle Eyes and Carrot Face...

* 8ackgr0und N015e's diary :: ::
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They are rude
Interrupt alot!

Beagle Eyes
Arrogant foreign policy
We need 400,000 troops
Don't let politicians get involved
Leave it to military with blood on their boots.

Carrot Face
President policy good
War good
Patriot Act good
Electric snooping good
Capturing Saddam mistake
Surge mistake
Clinton peace dividend bad
We need more troops
We need more ships

Wrinkles
Constitution has 10 Amendments
Immigration is bad
Secure border from immigration

Sarge
Bush right
America is safe
America is not safe
America is safe
Rumsfeld failure
Petraeus is good
Strategy was bad
Now it is good

Sarge is confusing

Bunny Ears
We are bullies
Policemen
If not listening we bomb them.
If listening we give them money.

Oily, Wrinkles and Carrot Face are making fun of Bunny Ears.

Carrot Face
Olympics got attacked

Fight. Fight. Interrupt. Fight.

New topic

Healthcare best in the world.
War funds for health care
10% inflation
Inflation needs to be under control

Oily
They don't need Hillery care?

Bunny Ears
People go to India for heart surgery
airplane + hotel + surgery = 50% of cost in America.
People don't have health insurance.

Wrinkles is making fun of Bunny Ears again.

Wrinkles and Oily fighting about man dates.
Oily says man dates are ok sometimes.
Wrinkles doesn't like dating men.
Fight.Fight.

Back to health

Beagle Eyes
Get everyone insured!
We have disease care.
Affordability is good.
$1,000 for Kleenex in a hospital (no way!)

Incentives to keep cost down.
The power of the pharmaceutical companies.

New Topic

Unattributed
Republican elephant hate democrats
Temporary work program.
Secure borders

Beagle Eyes
We are all God's children

Carrot face
12,000,000 illegal immigrants
Juliani was a mayor.

Sarge
John Micane never supported amnesty
Charge $5,000 to stay
attack ads

Wrinkles
Immigrants should not be rewarded

Fight.Fight. Interrupt. Fight

Oily
Do not sent 12,000,000
Ronald Reagan on some commercial.

Wrinkles
New York is a Sanctuary City
Send people to the end of the line to live there.

Beagle Eyes
They can deport themselves.

Bunny Ears
Get rid of income tax
oil costs $100 per barrel.
Inflation bad.
dollar down
gold up
oil up

Oily, Sarge, Wrinkles and Carrot Face making fun of Bunny Ears.
Beagle Eyes is listening to Bunny Ears.

Sarge
We need wind, solar, nuclear
Reduce green house gases
Reduce gas emissions
Reduce our demand

Oily
More about amnesty
Legal immigration good

New Topic

Sarge
Obama doesn't have the background to lead.

No candidate likes Obama.
Republicans don't think he'll be a good president.
Obama gonna win.

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Here is a list in case you haven't already figured out which nickname refers to which candidate:

McCain = Sarge
Thompson = Wrinkles
Paul = Bunny Ears
Romney = Oily
Huckabee = Beagle Eyes
Giuliani = Carrot Face

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UPDATE: A lot of the comments relate to the identity and gender of the kid. I'm not answering any of those for obvious reasons. I think it is only fair the kid's privacy rights not be infringed without explicit consent from the kid's legal guardians. All I will say is the kid is real and thinks the response is amazing.

CountryRoads
01-06-2008, 12:59 PM
McCain = Sarge
Thompson = Wrinkles
Paul = Bunny Ears
Romney = Oily
Huckabee = Beagle Eyes
Giuliani = Carrot Face


LOL

angrydragon
01-06-2008, 01:00 PM
That's awesome!

My younger nephew (14) likes Dr. Paul and thinks the others are crazy.

Spirit of '76
01-06-2008, 01:14 PM
Sadly, this 9 year-old probably had as good a grasp on this debate as many of the adults watching.

Rebel Resource
01-06-2008, 01:16 PM
McCain = Sarge
Thompson = Wrinkles
Paul = Bunny Ears
Romney = Oily
Huckabee = Beagle Eyes
Giuliani = Carrot Face


LOL

I would have guessed, on physical appearance

Paul=Wrinkles
Romney=Oily
Guiliani=Beagle Eyes
Huckabee=Carrot Face
Thompson=Sarge
McCain=Bunny Ears

paulette
01-06-2008, 01:24 PM
Sadly, this 9 year-old probably had as good a grasp on this debate as many of the adults watching.

Very sad and very true.

RonPaulFTFW
01-06-2008, 01:42 PM
fuck the dailyKrazy

USAF Vet Dan
01-06-2008, 01:45 PM
Bump for Bunny Ears!

Minlawc
01-06-2008, 01:56 PM
Beagle Eyes is listening to Bunny Ears.

Of course he is, he needs more material...

tomveil
01-06-2008, 01:58 PM
The best part is the poll at the end:

Who did the best during the debate?

Sarge
2% 38 votes
Wrinkles
0% 10 votes
Bunny Ears
28% 583 votes
Oily
1% 13 votes
Beagle Eyes
3% 66 votes
Carrot Face
0% 6 votes
The 9-year old reporter
65% 1336 votes

Luckily the 9 year old can't run for office :)

PRIEST
01-06-2008, 01:59 PM
Propaganda piece. Pro-Obama propaganda.

Still like the Bunny Ears references :D

Thanehand
01-06-2008, 03:58 PM
My niece, also about the same age, loves Ron paul -- though she can't completely explain why to me. She has asked some insightful questions that related to Iraq that surprise me, such as "Why are we [over there] being so bossy?"

Kids aren't stupid. It's only when they've been dumbed down by the education system that they become inept.

In the meantime, I keep teaching her about our founding fathers, the constitution and how people don't like to be "bossed around." :)

LibertiORDeth
01-06-2008, 04:00 PM
McCain = Sarge
Thompson = Wrinkles
Paul = Bunny Ears
Romney = Oily
Huckabee = Beagle Eyes
Giuliani = Carrot Face


LOL

I figured out the bunny ears from the "policemen of the world".

angelatc
01-06-2008, 04:09 PM
Here's the thing:


Bunny Ears
Get rid of income tax
oil costs $100 per barrel.
Inflation bad.
dollar down
gold up
oil up

Oily, Sarge, Wrinkles and Carrot Face making fun of Bunny Ears.
Beagle Eyes is listening to Bunny Ears.


Great.

MadTheologian
01-07-2008, 12:07 AM
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2087/bunnyearssm3.jpg

:p

Jobarra
01-07-2008, 01:41 AM
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2087/bunnyearssm3.jpg

:p
:D

NYgs23
01-07-2008, 03:43 AM
If even a nine-year-old can see Mitt Romney and think "Oily", that's pretty oily.

I notice that what Bunny Ears said was the most clear of all their garbled responses. That's because he's the only one actually saying anything.

tgannaway89
01-07-2008, 04:16 AM
I would be so pissed if I had to go to a debate when I was 9. I wouldn't have any idea what they were talking about except maybe the war.