huchahucha
01-04-2008, 02:21 PM
I was watching the Iowa caucus last night on one of the 24 hour cable entertainment "news" channels when I noticed this absurd Kraft Cheese commercial that kept getting showed.
It featured a tight shot on a pleasant woman who was sharing the fact that she is just one of 90 million women that suffers from occasional irregularity. Then they showed the obligatory happy woman on a swing, or happy woman lounging on a couch, or whatever, and explained that studies have shown that eating Kraft cheese for 14 days straight will keep you regular. Wow, no kidding. 14 days of eating cheese will make you shit a bowling ball - every 14 days. And I find it hard to believe that one in every 90 million women never, ever, ever gets the shits. Ever. And why is she the standard that these other 90 million women are striving for? I think that lady needs a 12 pack of Coors Light and some Taco Bell to loosen her up.
It featured a tight shot on a pleasant woman who was sharing the fact that she is just one of 90 million women that suffers from occasional irregularity. Then they showed the obligatory happy woman on a swing, or happy woman lounging on a couch, or whatever, and explained that studies have shown that eating Kraft cheese for 14 days straight will keep you regular. Wow, no kidding. 14 days of eating cheese will make you shit a bowling ball - every 14 days. And I find it hard to believe that one in every 90 million women never, ever, ever gets the shits. Ever. And why is she the standard that these other 90 million women are striving for? I think that lady needs a 12 pack of Coors Light and some Taco Bell to loosen her up.