aravoth
05-20-2007, 11:26 PM
1. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Ron Paul out. It failed miserably.
2. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Ron Paul has 72... and they're all poisonous.
3. When Ron Paul sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Ron Paul has not had to pay taxes, ever.
4. Ron Paul is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
5. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Ron Paul played in second grade.
6. Ron Paul once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
7. Ron Paul can divide by zero.
8. Ron Paul ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
9. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Ron Paul would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
10. Noah was the only man notified before Ron Paul relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
11. Ron Paul has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 37 states.
12. When Ron Paul was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Ron Paul.
13. Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Ron Paul once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
14. Ron Paul can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
15. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Ron Paul, each testicle is larger than the other one.
look familiar?
2. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Ron Paul has 72... and they're all poisonous.
3. When Ron Paul sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Ron Paul has not had to pay taxes, ever.
4. Ron Paul is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
5. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Ron Paul played in second grade.
6. Ron Paul once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
7. Ron Paul can divide by zero.
8. Ron Paul ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
9. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Ron Paul would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
10. Noah was the only man notified before Ron Paul relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
11. Ron Paul has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 37 states.
12. When Ron Paul was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Ron Paul.
13. Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Ron Paul once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
14. Ron Paul can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
15. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Ron Paul, each testicle is larger than the other one.
look familiar?