Bradley in DC
01-02-2008, 02:47 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/61807
Romney: 'Double Guantanamo'
In a Republican presidential debate on Tuesday, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney said he would support doubling the detention facilities in Guantánamo. What do you think?
Diane Pallone,
Wedding Planner
"Oh good. My Uncle Tim just wrote to me from Guantánamo, and said he would really enjoy having a falsely accused cell mate."
Kansas Jennings,
Systems Analyst
"Wait, Mitt Romney? The flip-flopping Mormon whose favorite novel is Battlefield Earth? I thought he was a fictional character."
Brian Cohen,
Postal Carrier
"This one-upmanship has got to stop. I don't think I can watch Rudy Giuliani waterboard a detainee during a debate."
Romney: 'Double Guantanamo'
In a Republican presidential debate on Tuesday, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney said he would support doubling the detention facilities in Guantánamo. What do you think?
Diane Pallone,
Wedding Planner
"Oh good. My Uncle Tim just wrote to me from Guantánamo, and said he would really enjoy having a falsely accused cell mate."
Kansas Jennings,
Systems Analyst
"Wait, Mitt Romney? The flip-flopping Mormon whose favorite novel is Battlefield Earth? I thought he was a fictional character."
Brian Cohen,
Postal Carrier
"This one-upmanship has got to stop. I don't think I can watch Rudy Giuliani waterboard a detainee during a debate."