LibertyEagle
12-27-2007, 06:30 PM
LIBERALS SING 'HUCKELUJAH'
by Ann Coulter
December 26, 2007
All I want for Christmas is for Christians to listen to what Mike
Huckabee says, rather than what the media say about him. The mainstream
media keep flogging Huckabee for being a Christian, apparently unaware that
this "God" fellow is testing through the roof in focus groups.
Huckabee is a "compassionate conservative" only in the sense that
calling him a conservative is being compassionate.
He responded to my column last week -- pointing out that he is on
record supporting the Supreme Court's sodomy-is-a-constitutional-right
decision -- by saying that he was relying on the word of a caller to his
radio show and didn't know the details of the case. Ironically, that's how
most people feel about sodomy: They support it until they hear the
details.
First, I'd pay a lot of money to hear how a court opinion finding that
sodomy is a constitutional right could be made to sound reasonable. But
the caller had the right response when Huckabee asked him, "What's
your favorite radio station?" So he seemed like a reliable source.
Second, Huckabee's statement that he agreed with the court's sodomy
ruling was made one week after the decision. According to Nexis, in that
one week, the sodomy decision had been the cover story on every
newspaper in the country, including The New York Times. It was the talk of all
the Sunday news programs. It had been denounced by every conservative
and Christian group in America -- as well as other random groups of sane
individuals having no conservative inclinations whatsoever.
The highest court in the land had found sodomy was a constitutional
right! That sort of thing tends to make news. (I was going to say the
sodomy ruling got publicity up the wazoo, but this is, after all, Christmas
week.)
So this little stretch-marked cornpone is either lying, has a closed
head injury, is a complete ignoramus -- or all of the above.
Huckabee opposes school choice, earning him the coveted endorsement of
the National Education Association of New Hampshire, which is like the
sheriff being endorsed by the local whorehouse.
He is, however, in favor of school choice for kids in Mexico: They have
the choice of going to school there or here. Huckabee promoted giving
in-state tuition in Arkansas to illegal immigrants from Mexico -- but
not to U.S. citizens from Ohio. "I don't believe you punish the
children," he said, "for the crime and sins of the parents."
Since when is not offering someone lavish taxpayer-funded benefits a
form of punishment? That's almost as crazy as a governor pardoning a
known sex offender so he can go out and rape and kill.
Huckabee claims he's against punishing children for the crimes of their
fathers in the case of illegal immigrants. But in the case of slavery,
he believes the children of the children's children should be
routinely punished for the crimes of their fathers.
Huckabee has said illegal immigration gives Americans a chance to make
up for slavery. (I thought letting O.J. walk for murdering two people
was payback for slavery.)
Just two years ago, Huckabee cheerfully announced to a meeting of the
Hispanic advocacy group League of United Latin American Citizens that
"Pretty soon, Southern white guys like me may be in the minority." Who's
writing this guy's speeches -- Al Sharpton? (Actually, take out
"Southern" and "white," and I agree with Huckabee's sentiment).
He said the transition from Arkansas' Southern traditions would
"require extraordinary efforts on both sides of the border." But, curiously,
most of the efforts Huckabee described would come entirely from this
side of the border. Arkansas, he pledged, would celebrate diversity "in
culture, in language and in population." He said America would have to
"accommodate" those who come here.
All that he expected from those south of the border was that they have
a desire to provide better opportunities for their families. Basically,
we have to keep accommodating everyone but U.S. citizens.
For those of you keeping score at home, this puts Huckabee just a
little to the left of Dennis Kucinich on illegal immigration and border
control. The only difference is that Kucinich supports amnesty for aliens
from south of the border and north of Saturn.
In a widely quoted remark, Huckabee denounced a Republican bill that
would merely require proof of citizenship to vote and receive government
benefits as "un-Christian, un-American, irresponsible and anti-life,"
according to the Arkansas News Bureau. Now, where have I heard this sort
of thing before? Hmmm ... wait, now I remember: It was during the
Democratic debates!
In his current attempt to pretend to be against illegal immigration,
Huckabee makes a meaningless joke about how the federal government should
track illegals the way Federal Express tracks packages. (Can a Mexican
fit in one of those little envelopes?)
In other words, Huckabee is going to address the problem of illegal
immigration by making jokes. It's called leadership, folks.
Huckabee confirms for liberal TV hosts their image of conservatives as
dorks by bragging about how cool he is because he "likes music." What's
he doing -- running for president or filling out his Facebook profile?
Arkansas former fatty loves to make jokes and play the bass guitar.
Remember what happened to the last former fatboy from Arkansas trying to
be "cool" by liking music? I'll take "Stained Dresses" for $400, Alex.
According to Huckabee, most people think conservatives don't like
music. Who on earth says conservatives don't like music -- other than
liberals and Mike Huckabee? This desperate need to be liked by liberals has
never led to anything but calamity.
Huckabee wants to get kids involved in music at an early age because he
believes it leads to a more balanced and developed brain. You know, as
we saw with the Jackson family. Maybe someone should tell him the
Osmonds are voting for Romney.
He supports a nationwide smoking ban anyplace where people work,
constitutional protection for sodomy, big government, higher taxes and
government benefits for illegal aliens. According to my calculations, that
puts him about three earmarks away from being Nancy Pelosi.
Liberals take a perverse pleasure in touting Huckabee because they know
he will give them everything they want -- big government and a
Christian they can roll.
COPYRIGHT 2007 ANN COULTER
DISTRIBUTED BY UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE
4520 Main Street, Kansas City, MO 64111
by Ann Coulter
December 26, 2007
All I want for Christmas is for Christians to listen to what Mike
Huckabee says, rather than what the media say about him. The mainstream
media keep flogging Huckabee for being a Christian, apparently unaware that
this "God" fellow is testing through the roof in focus groups.
Huckabee is a "compassionate conservative" only in the sense that
calling him a conservative is being compassionate.
He responded to my column last week -- pointing out that he is on
record supporting the Supreme Court's sodomy-is-a-constitutional-right
decision -- by saying that he was relying on the word of a caller to his
radio show and didn't know the details of the case. Ironically, that's how
most people feel about sodomy: They support it until they hear the
details.
First, I'd pay a lot of money to hear how a court opinion finding that
sodomy is a constitutional right could be made to sound reasonable. But
the caller had the right response when Huckabee asked him, "What's
your favorite radio station?" So he seemed like a reliable source.
Second, Huckabee's statement that he agreed with the court's sodomy
ruling was made one week after the decision. According to Nexis, in that
one week, the sodomy decision had been the cover story on every
newspaper in the country, including The New York Times. It was the talk of all
the Sunday news programs. It had been denounced by every conservative
and Christian group in America -- as well as other random groups of sane
individuals having no conservative inclinations whatsoever.
The highest court in the land had found sodomy was a constitutional
right! That sort of thing tends to make news. (I was going to say the
sodomy ruling got publicity up the wazoo, but this is, after all, Christmas
week.)
So this little stretch-marked cornpone is either lying, has a closed
head injury, is a complete ignoramus -- or all of the above.
Huckabee opposes school choice, earning him the coveted endorsement of
the National Education Association of New Hampshire, which is like the
sheriff being endorsed by the local whorehouse.
He is, however, in favor of school choice for kids in Mexico: They have
the choice of going to school there or here. Huckabee promoted giving
in-state tuition in Arkansas to illegal immigrants from Mexico -- but
not to U.S. citizens from Ohio. "I don't believe you punish the
children," he said, "for the crime and sins of the parents."
Since when is not offering someone lavish taxpayer-funded benefits a
form of punishment? That's almost as crazy as a governor pardoning a
known sex offender so he can go out and rape and kill.
Huckabee claims he's against punishing children for the crimes of their
fathers in the case of illegal immigrants. But in the case of slavery,
he believes the children of the children's children should be
routinely punished for the crimes of their fathers.
Huckabee has said illegal immigration gives Americans a chance to make
up for slavery. (I thought letting O.J. walk for murdering two people
was payback for slavery.)
Just two years ago, Huckabee cheerfully announced to a meeting of the
Hispanic advocacy group League of United Latin American Citizens that
"Pretty soon, Southern white guys like me may be in the minority." Who's
writing this guy's speeches -- Al Sharpton? (Actually, take out
"Southern" and "white," and I agree with Huckabee's sentiment).
He said the transition from Arkansas' Southern traditions would
"require extraordinary efforts on both sides of the border." But, curiously,
most of the efforts Huckabee described would come entirely from this
side of the border. Arkansas, he pledged, would celebrate diversity "in
culture, in language and in population." He said America would have to
"accommodate" those who come here.
All that he expected from those south of the border was that they have
a desire to provide better opportunities for their families. Basically,
we have to keep accommodating everyone but U.S. citizens.
For those of you keeping score at home, this puts Huckabee just a
little to the left of Dennis Kucinich on illegal immigration and border
control. The only difference is that Kucinich supports amnesty for aliens
from south of the border and north of Saturn.
In a widely quoted remark, Huckabee denounced a Republican bill that
would merely require proof of citizenship to vote and receive government
benefits as "un-Christian, un-American, irresponsible and anti-life,"
according to the Arkansas News Bureau. Now, where have I heard this sort
of thing before? Hmmm ... wait, now I remember: It was during the
Democratic debates!
In his current attempt to pretend to be against illegal immigration,
Huckabee makes a meaningless joke about how the federal government should
track illegals the way Federal Express tracks packages. (Can a Mexican
fit in one of those little envelopes?)
In other words, Huckabee is going to address the problem of illegal
immigration by making jokes. It's called leadership, folks.
Huckabee confirms for liberal TV hosts their image of conservatives as
dorks by bragging about how cool he is because he "likes music." What's
he doing -- running for president or filling out his Facebook profile?
Arkansas former fatty loves to make jokes and play the bass guitar.
Remember what happened to the last former fatboy from Arkansas trying to
be "cool" by liking music? I'll take "Stained Dresses" for $400, Alex.
According to Huckabee, most people think conservatives don't like
music. Who on earth says conservatives don't like music -- other than
liberals and Mike Huckabee? This desperate need to be liked by liberals has
never led to anything but calamity.
Huckabee wants to get kids involved in music at an early age because he
believes it leads to a more balanced and developed brain. You know, as
we saw with the Jackson family. Maybe someone should tell him the
Osmonds are voting for Romney.
He supports a nationwide smoking ban anyplace where people work,
constitutional protection for sodomy, big government, higher taxes and
government benefits for illegal aliens. According to my calculations, that
puts him about three earmarks away from being Nancy Pelosi.
Liberals take a perverse pleasure in touting Huckabee because they know
he will give them everything they want -- big government and a
Christian they can roll.
COPYRIGHT 2007 ANN COULTER
DISTRIBUTED BY UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE
4520 Main Street, Kansas City, MO 64111