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max
12-26-2007, 07:40 PM
Here's how earmarks work:

Supoose you and 2 co-workers have a common lunch fund. You are debating over what to order for lunch. You prefer Chineses food which costs less, but your two buddies want a fancy pizza with all the toppings.

Before you actually vote on where to order lunch from, you make it clear to them that if pizza wins, you are "earmarking" two slices for yourself. What the heck...it's YOUR money.

When the vote is cast, you vote AGAINST the fancy pizza expenditure in favor of the more economical Chinese food.

When you lose the vote, aren't you still entitled to the slices that you "earmarked" and paid for?

Ron Paul puts his earmarks in, but ALWAYS VOTES AGAINST THE FINAL BILL. When he loses the vote (which he always does because he is the most fiscally responsible man in Congress), he gets money earmarked for his district. If he doesnt earmark...that money will be spent elsewhere!...So if you dont eat your slices.....your buddies get to screw you out of lunch.

Do you get it now? Of course, the media won't tell you the whole story of Ron Paul's earmarks.

nist7
12-26-2007, 07:42 PM
Nice analogy! I like it.

AlexAmore
12-26-2007, 07:42 PM
I approve. :p

corsairtro
12-26-2007, 07:44 PM
+1

Chester Copperpot
12-26-2007, 07:45 PM
yes that is an excellent analogy

ronpaulfan
12-26-2007, 07:47 PM
now I'm hungry :p

max
12-26-2007, 07:48 PM
now I'm hungry :p

LOL..thats funny u say that

....after posting that I'm craving a slice from a nearby pizza joint myself!

Noleader
12-26-2007, 07:54 PM
Great way to explain it.

Think12345
12-26-2007, 07:54 PM
good analogy :)

llamabread
12-26-2007, 07:54 PM
LOL..thats funny u say that

....after posting that I'm craving a slice from a nearby pizza joint myself!

Really? I'm feeling more like Chinese. It costs less.

max
12-26-2007, 07:58 PM
Really? I'm feeling more like Chinese. It costs less.

extremist!!!!

:)

Flirple
12-26-2007, 07:58 PM
Well done Max.

RonPaulVolunteer
12-26-2007, 08:02 PM
In New Zealand pizza is substantially cheaper than Chinese food. Funny.

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Ara825
12-26-2007, 08:03 PM
I'd love to see that in a video titled "Ron Paul's Earmarks 101" or "Ron Paul's Earmarks for Dummies" or something along those lines. Perhaps it would help to enlighten a few 100,000 people. If I knew how to make videos I would. Alas, no tech savy for this baby boomer.

max
12-26-2007, 08:04 PM
I'd love to see that in a video titled "Ron Paul's Earmarks 101" or "Ron Paul's Earmarks for Dummies" or something along those lines. Perhaps it would help to enlighten a few 100,000 people. If I knew how to make videos I would. Alas, no tech savy for this baby boomer.

pizza pie graphics...a nice visual

snowgoosebob
12-26-2007, 08:22 PM
WOW!.......I walked away from My Earmarks for only a few seconds to get some napkins and that quick some wise-guy picked-off the pepperoni's right off My Earmarks!

Sey.Naci
12-26-2007, 08:22 PM
I'd love to see that in a video titled "Ron Paul's Earmarks 101" or "Ron Paul's Earmarks for Dummies" or something along those lines. Perhaps it would help to enlighten a few 100,000 people. If I knew how to make videos I would. Alas, no tech savy for this baby boomer.
Great idea!! Any video people up for it?

ronpaulitician
12-26-2007, 08:23 PM
I really like that analogy.

OReich
12-26-2007, 08:43 PM
Lol. This earmark crap is getting so annoying.

BlimpityBlimp
12-26-2007, 08:58 PM
Well, according to Tim Russert you should go hungry even though you chipped in.
I bet he knows the earmark process very well but he played dumb just so that he could insert his 'it is like you voted for the earmark before you voted against it...'.
I used to like Timmeh but no more.

MN Patriot
12-26-2007, 09:03 PM
I copied your explanation for future use. If anyone tells me how brilliant I am, I will just say I'm not the brilliant one, Max is.

ChristopherBearkat
12-26-2007, 09:05 PM
Nice!

max
12-26-2007, 09:06 PM
I copied your explanation for future use. If anyone tells me how brilliant I am, I will just say I'm not the brilliant one, Max is.

lol...I knew I should have gotten a copyright first!


u can also tell em I'm the creator of the original Founding Fathers ad that inspired Lepard to run a version of in USA Today...

max
12-26-2007, 09:09 PM
speaking of pizza...me thinks Tim Russert has eaten more than his share over the years...

By the way...Russert worked for left wing extremists mario Cuomo and daniel Moynihan..

Now his ass is owned by GE (sponsor of MTP and big time military-industrial complex firm)...and Aracher daniels Midland...beneficiary of farm subsidies and the ethanol scam...

Real objective journalist there...RP should have called his fat ass out!

aspiringconstitutionalist
12-26-2007, 09:22 PM
Great analogy! Now I'm hungry for pizza.

Vendico
12-26-2007, 09:24 PM
I'd love to see that in a video titled "Ron Paul's Earmarks 101" or "Ron Paul's Earmarks for Dummies" or something along those lines. Perhaps it would help to enlighten a few 100,000 people. If I knew how to make videos I would. Alas, no tech savy for this baby boomer.

Ron Paul for Dummies. Wish I was rich, I'd make that book.

Flirple
12-27-2007, 06:58 PM
I'd love to see that in a video titled "Ron Paul's Earmarks 101" or "Ron Paul's Earmarks for Dummies" or something along those lines. Perhaps it would help to enlighten a few 100,000 people. If I knew how to make videos I would. Alas, no tech savy for this baby boomer.

This is a great idea. It would be so useful to keep bookmarked so you can link to it whenever it comes up. Anyone got movie making skills?

Chester Copperpot
10-13-2008, 08:56 PM
bump, for another tomato bubble story

Knightskye
10-13-2008, 08:58 PM
I don't approve this message.

If you're going to earmark money, why not do some impound-type thing where you send money back to your constituents? Or send it to the Treasury (instead of the Washington, DC school district)?

socialize_me
10-13-2008, 11:07 PM
wtf?? You only get two slices of pizza ?? What kind of pizza is 6 slices?? Shouldn't each person get ~2.66666666667?

tremendoustie
10-13-2008, 11:19 PM
I approve of Ron getting his district their fair share, but it should be in the form of a tax rebate across the board, not spending.

Oh well, can't be too much of a nitpicker :).