Triton
12-25-2007, 08:42 PM
oh I am sooo bad...
Fascist Republicans Vow to Ram Crosses Into America’s Foreheads (http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/?p=439)
by Aaron D. Wolf
http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/cross-huckabee.pngFormer Arkansas Gov. Michael “Mike” Huckabee’s not-so-subtle message was heard loud and clear by America’s pundits, who saw the Great Floating Cross and brought it to the nation’s attention. Even the normally chary Catholic League president Bill Donohue was forced to comment, as the Dallas Morning News reports, telling “Fox News Channel’s ‘Fox and Friends’ that the ad injects religion into politics ‘even too far for guys like me.’” Reporting on Taki’s Top Drawer, Chronicles executive editor Scott P. Richert uncovered (http://www.takimag.com/blogs/article/even_the_wise_make_mistakes) yet another Republican icon-infestation—a “whole French door full of crosses” in Ronald “Ron” Paul’s “Season’s Greetings” ad:
http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/cross-paul.png
It turns out, Huckabee’s and Paul’s holiday-hate message are only the tip of the iceberg. Right-wing religious zealot John “Rambo” McCain carefully framed himself next to fellow-theologian Ronald Reagan in this campaign ad:
http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/cross-mccain.png
And who could deny the obvious latter-day cross on display in this Mitt “JFK” Romney ad:
http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/cross-romney.png
Fred “SVU” Thompson claims to be a “frederalist,” but look closely—very closely—at the wall over his shoulder. Can you say “Law & Order Crusade”?
http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/cross-thompson.png
And sure, Rudolph “Rudy” Giuliani claims to be a pro-abortion tough. But can anyone in his right mind deny the obvious Jehovah’s Witness “torture stake” in this deliberate pose?
http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/cross-giuliani.png
Looks like there is only one GOP candidate who won’t ram a floating NIV, the Baptist Faith and Message, Omni, First and Second Nephi, and the entire New World Translation down our throats.
http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/cross-keyes.png
The choice has never been clearer.
Fascist Republicans Vow to Ram Crosses Into America’s Foreheads (http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/?p=439)
by Aaron D. Wolf
http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/cross-huckabee.pngFormer Arkansas Gov. Michael “Mike” Huckabee’s not-so-subtle message was heard loud and clear by America’s pundits, who saw the Great Floating Cross and brought it to the nation’s attention. Even the normally chary Catholic League president Bill Donohue was forced to comment, as the Dallas Morning News reports, telling “Fox News Channel’s ‘Fox and Friends’ that the ad injects religion into politics ‘even too far for guys like me.’” Reporting on Taki’s Top Drawer, Chronicles executive editor Scott P. Richert uncovered (http://www.takimag.com/blogs/article/even_the_wise_make_mistakes) yet another Republican icon-infestation—a “whole French door full of crosses” in Ronald “Ron” Paul’s “Season’s Greetings” ad:
http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/cross-paul.png
It turns out, Huckabee’s and Paul’s holiday-hate message are only the tip of the iceberg. Right-wing religious zealot John “Rambo” McCain carefully framed himself next to fellow-theologian Ronald Reagan in this campaign ad:
http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/cross-mccain.png
And who could deny the obvious latter-day cross on display in this Mitt “JFK” Romney ad:
http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/cross-romney.png
Fred “SVU” Thompson claims to be a “frederalist,” but look closely—very closely—at the wall over his shoulder. Can you say “Law & Order Crusade”?
http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/cross-thompson.png
And sure, Rudolph “Rudy” Giuliani claims to be a pro-abortion tough. But can anyone in his right mind deny the obvious Jehovah’s Witness “torture stake” in this deliberate pose?
http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/cross-giuliani.png
Looks like there is only one GOP candidate who won’t ram a floating NIV, the Baptist Faith and Message, Omni, First and Second Nephi, and the entire New World Translation down our throats.
http://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/cross-keyes.png
The choice has never been clearer.