View Full Version : Ron Paul Comedy Christmas Items

12-24-2007, 10:30 PM
I've been trying to come up with some ron Paul Christmas items. Here's my list so far.

Ron Paul toy balloons, they're not much fun though because they resist inflation.

Ron Paul dietary tablets: good for your constitution.

Ron Paul defoliant. It's ok about weed, but can't wait to replace Bush.

Ron Paul track shoes. Only one pair, because it's hard to think of someone worth running with.

Ron Paul tax calculator. The keypad is all zeros.

Ron Paul spanish dictionary: The only phrase is "nosotros no pagamos para usted" (Translation: We're not paying for you.)

Ron Paul action figure: Points a pen and shouts NO!

Shortest book in history: "The many lies of Ron Paul".

More later. Feel free to add on.

By the way, I have 20 people in my precinct so far (rural precinct with 5 delegates), and will get back to work the day after Christmas for those of you that think I'm wasting my time.

12-24-2007, 10:51 PM
Thanks for the chuckles!

12-25-2007, 01:33 PM
Lol, cute