Kludge
12-22-2007, 03:54 PM
You know... That our lawmakers would NEVER want to hurt you, to steal from you, or to lie to you, and THIS, my friends, is why they created the almighty Office of Government Ethics (USOGE).
An ode... to USOGE *Begin patriotic music*
This is truly an amazing department. Whoever created it is truly looking out for US taxpayers. Lovingly cared for, this crossword-producing department of badasses have been using their non-existant jurisdiction over no one to educate current and future government employees with pamphlets they have the option to read! USOGE has been responsible for promoting ethics across the country! All this with .0037 times what the Indian Health Service department gets. You go USOGE!
You don't think this department is serious? Try clicking a link to one of the inferior departments in USOGE's FAQ page (http://www.usoge.gov/pages/misc_files/faq.html) and you'll see just how proud these conscientious people are.
An ode... to USOGE *Begin patriotic music*
This is truly an amazing department. Whoever created it is truly looking out for US taxpayers. Lovingly cared for, this crossword-producing department of badasses have been using their non-existant jurisdiction over no one to educate current and future government employees with pamphlets they have the option to read! USOGE has been responsible for promoting ethics across the country! All this with .0037 times what the Indian Health Service department gets. You go USOGE!
You don't think this department is serious? Try clicking a link to one of the inferior departments in USOGE's FAQ page (http://www.usoge.gov/pages/misc_files/faq.html) and you'll see just how proud these conscientious people are.