View Full Version : Santa Claus Delivers 37,000+ Copies of Constitution to President Bush

12-21-2007, 07:24 PM

Kringle Hopes President Can Find Time to Read Document, Abide by Its Laws

December 20, 2007, Washington, DC This morning, Santa Claus (in the person of noted constitutional lawyer Bill Goodman) drove his sleigh to the White House to deliver thousands of copies of the U.S. Constitution to President Bush.

Americans from all over the country more than 37,000 of them asked that a copy of the Constitution be delivered to the President in their name and cordially requested that he make time in his busy schedule to read it.

Sounds like something Ron Paul would do.

12-21-2007, 07:29 PM
Well guess he has plenty of toilet paper now.

12-21-2007, 07:31 PM
Did they send an elf to read it to him?

Mitt Romneys sideburns
12-21-2007, 07:39 PM
I hope nobody spoils the ending for him.

12-21-2007, 07:40 PM
Tomorrow the news headlines will say... "Cheney accidentally shoots Santa while hunting"