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Oscar DeGrouch
12-21-2007, 12:47 PM
I don't have the resources to do a production or film it, but here's a script if anyone likes the idea and wants to run with it.

A MAN walks up to a WOMAN EMPLOYEE at a "refunds" counter at a local department store with a huge opened box spilling over with packing material.

MAN

Hi, I'd like to return this...

WOMAN (looking at the box labeled "Big Government")

Oh, Big Government. We've had a lot of problems with that lately. Unfortunately, we can't offer any refunds because your money's been spent!

MAN

But nothing works... Social Security, high taxes, a war that's costing a trillion dollars and thousands of lives! I want my money back!

WOMAN

Sorry, there's nothing I can do. You might want to try Ron Paul. (hands him a flyer)

MAN

Ron Who?

WOMAN

Ron Paul. He's a ten-term congressman running for President. He's never voted a tax increase, never voted for unconstitutional laws, and voted against the Patriot Act and the Iraq war.

MAN

Hmm... Ron Paul? Sounds good to me!

Paid for by Ron Paul, yadda yadda