noztnac
12-18-2007, 01:53 AM
Fade in: A sunny day, beautiful pasture, cows are grazing beneath a beautiful blue sky. A camera follows Ron Paul as he walks, looking back at the camera speaking:
"Hi I'm Ron Paul. I'm running for president of the United States of America. We need a nation where children are free to dream of a brighter..."
and then he stumbles, almost stepping into an enormous pile of bullshit. He narrowly avoids it and says to someone off camera, "Hey fellas...can someone get a shovel in here?"
People rapidly assemble on camera to remove the pile of shit with shovels. As they fling it off camera Ron Paul turns to face the camera.
"When I'm president there aint gonna be no bullshit!":)
"Hi I'm Ron Paul. I'm running for president of the United States of America. We need a nation where children are free to dream of a brighter..."
and then he stumbles, almost stepping into an enormous pile of bullshit. He narrowly avoids it and says to someone off camera, "Hey fellas...can someone get a shovel in here?"
People rapidly assemble on camera to remove the pile of shit with shovels. As they fling it off camera Ron Paul turns to face the camera.
"When I'm president there aint gonna be no bullshit!":)