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Elwar
07-06-2007, 10:43 AM
Perhaps this will be the answer for all of those who think there is a conspiracy of 1000s of people on the Internet supporting Ron Paul but will not show themselves in public.

Ron Paul has a cloning machine and has cloned himself many times.

Don't believe me?

Look at the website: http://www.ronpaul2008.com and look at his upcoming events.

Saturday July 7th at 12pm ET Ron Paul will be attending a picnic and straw poll in New Hampshire.

Meanwhile...
Saturday July 7th at 11am PT Ron Paul will be attending the FreedomFest in Las Vegas NV.
:eek:

Even factoring in the difference between time zones and the speed of an airplane Ron Paul cannot be in two places at once.

Thus, it is irrefutable evidence that Ron Paul has a cloning machine. He also uses this to go online and win his own polls.

nayjevin
07-06-2007, 10:44 AM
Omg Terror Alert Orange

Ron Paul Is Cloning Himself!!!

ChrisM
07-06-2007, 10:48 AM
Dr. Paul isn't attending the event in New Hampshire, although Mr. Paul, his son, will be.

foofighter20x
07-06-2007, 10:48 AM
Ron's son Rand will be the one at the NH picnic. ;)

Honest typo...

angelatc
07-06-2007, 10:52 AM
Meanwhile...
Saturday July 7th at 11am PT Ron Paul will be attending the FreedomFest in Las Vegas NV.
:eek:

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I hope Ron Paul hooks up with John Mackey at Freedom Fest. They both seem to share the same ideals.

Elwar
07-06-2007, 11:02 AM
Ron's son Rand will be the one at the NH picnic.

Hmm...I liked the cloning theory better. :(